ninja delete

To delete a comment, message, or post shortly after entering it, hoping no one will see it.

I really shouldn't have said that, I'm going to ninja delete that post real quick before anyone reads it.

or

Brian totally ninja deleted that comment on my status, so now my reply comment makes no sense.

by FairyTayl October 14, 2010

ninja spew

the act of spewing very quickly and without people noticing usually while drinking.

dude i didnt make the toilet so i ninja spewed in that pot plant.

by SydGuy86 September 24, 2008

ninja looter

synonym for Asmongold <OMEGALUL lympus>

Ozzy rolls 99
Slowbo rolls 100
Hem rolls 90
Asmon rolls 1
Asmon has received the item
Twitch chat:

- ninja !!
- Yoink
- ninja looter

by Ion Hazzikostas November 30, 2019

ninja sauce

Ranch dressing, or a slight derivative thereof so named for its variety of food combination possibilites.

"Why are you using ketchup with those fries? Here, try some of my ninja sauce."

by [e-mail] October 9, 2006

ninja of the night

go to narutochuunin.com, go to multimeadia and download Ninja of the NIght AMV. tis some funny ass shit man. Naruto RAWCKS! and i am no Narutard!

"In the confusion of a smoke bomb i can remove your bra and you wouldnt even notice. i can jump roof. to roof. and get my friends free cable, its bad ass. i used my chinese star to pick the locks and steal your car. ROCK AND ROLE!"

by jo mama October 3, 2004

Ninja Blumpkin

Secretly taking a dump while getting your cock sucked. Also known as a stealth bomber.

I ninja blumpkined Sally when she offered to give me head in the bathroom. Afterward she asked why I picked a toilet with a log already in it.

by Onigato June 26, 2010

Joe Ninja

Secretly a sheep. Male teenager who still uses his old edgy "Ninja" username.

Who the heck is Joe and why is he in my jackbox game? JOE NINJA.

by JoeDaSheep645 November 30, 2019