Sucking rugs

A horribly salacious way of trying to say you are cleaning carpets and/or rugs, with intention of making the reader ponder if you actually cleaning carpets or performing cunnilingus for customers.

He smelled something awful last night after an entire day of sucking rugs.

by psully June 9, 2018

Boot Sucking

When Boot Licking is so far in the rear view mirror you need a new term.

Damn, that Ted Cruz let Donald Trump make fun of his wife and he still supported him. That’s a new level of boot licking. Let’s call it Boot Sucking!

by MUNKADUNK July 9, 2021

Pussy suck

This is what you do with ur mom😜

Hey mom can I pussy suck you

by Olga 🕵️‍♀️ February 4, 2022

Suck a dog

Well suck a dog is basically saying suck my dog e.g golden retriever. It’s not ina rude way you just wanna day I don’t like you your annoying so go SUCK my juicy dog you dingus.

Jon:hay bobit want some pizza

Bobit:No Jon no one like u go suck my obese fat dog

I can’t believe you Sucked a dog Jon.

Suck a dog is a fat dog that has been or is being sucked

by joumamastv April 21, 2019

Cold Suck

5-pack of strident mint gum, some cold ass drink and some pop rocks.. and just go to town on that dick.

that was a cold suck

by Ben_Dover481 January 15, 2015

suck air

To be a waste of space or doing something useless

Can you come and help us. Don’t jus suck air, you twat.

by This twat November 27, 2018

that sucks mum

if something 'sucks mum' it is simply very bad.

Steve: Hey wanna have sex?
Paul: Nah I cant ive gotta go melon shopping with mary
Steve: Awww that sucks mum
Paul: Yeah i no

by GP Man June 22, 2008