cough and spit

to get upset about something

If enough people cough and spit about this, things might change.

by anonymous October 10, 2020

Devil’s Spit

During sex, before a male is about to ejaculate into his partner’s mouth, he pulls out a bottle of hot sauce and pours that in the partner’s mouth before ejaculating on their unpleasantly surprised face.

“Yeah man, last night my wife was acting moody, so when we had sex I have her a little devil’s spit!”

by DontCallMePickle April 28, 2021

Pee Pee Spit

A Pee Pee spitting (cum)

I pulled out, just in time to shoot my pee pee spit all over her belly.

by Phatgrower January 5, 2022

take a spit

1)to take a cigarette break / taking a drag of a smokable substance

2) to be spat on

1) •"gonna take a spit" he said while exiting the building
• "take a spit'" they said while passing *smokable substance*

by YourHolySpirit March 6, 2022

California cousin spit roast

This is when you go to California to visit your friends who you have known forever so you call each other "family", hence the cousin thing, when they actually are not related to you in any way so it’s NOT incest *don’t freak out* …so one thing leads to another and before you know it your gettin fuckin rammed deep by your "cousin" while sucking his homies dick. You’re welcome

I had such a good vacation, we had a California cousin spit roast

by Calicousin November 22, 2022

Garten of Banban: Spite of Spirits

a game made by autumn satire

this game is cool
i hate garten of banban
garten of banban: spite of spirits is SOOOOO SUS

by Gerald joey genkins October 24, 2023

With a bit of spit it, everything will fit

The age-old secret of using a little saliva as a makeshift lubricant, turning the impossible into the possible.

It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.

- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).

“When the key wouldn’t turn in the lock, she leaned in close and whispered, ‘Remember, with a bit of spit it, everything will fit.’ And just like that, the door swung open as if it had been waiting for her touch.”

by Guydelastep February 26, 2024