smoke 

A military slang term for artillery. To 'bring smoke' = order an artillery strike. 'Chief of Smoke' = senior sergeant in an artillery unit.

The FO read the coordinates carefully into the radio's handset. Bringing smoke was a difficult job; one wrong syllable and a shell could land among the friendlies.

smoke by MAC-Gyver May 27, 2003

smoke bomb and ninja flip 

when used together they mean ugly girl and girl who is out of your league respectively. Used when you are at a bar and there is no girl there that you think you could have sex with. Thus, "the bar is full of smoke bombs and ninja flips."

"the bar is full of smoke bomb and ninja flip."

smoke bomb and ninja flip by Dan Sturgeon September 16, 2006

Smoke Shack 

A small outbuilding, usually unheated, has no air conditioning, where employees go to enjoy smoking a cigarette while anti-smoking Nazi's walk by and give them hateful looks.

Many times you will find non smokers there too. They are there because they like the conversation that sometimes goes on at a smoke shack.

Smokers go there for many different reasons. The main one being that they don't want to offend their non smoking friends. They also know that for many people smoking is not healthy. Many of them want to quit,have tried to quit, but then a anti-smoking Nazi will get in their face and tell them they are evil people." This has the reverse effect on a smoker and makes them want a cigarette even more."

Two anti-smoking nazis are walking by a smoke shack.
Nazi 1; "Look at that Smoke Shack." "Those people are the scum of the earth."
Nazi 2; " Whenever I see somebody smoking a cigarette I wanna smash it in their face, they really piss me off."

People in the smoke shack " Wow, look at the hateful looks those people are giving us."

Old Man in smoke shack: " Y'all wanna hear a funny story?"

Smoke Shack People; " Oh good!" "Another funny story."

Ols man; " I've known both of them for years." " Yall know I have nothing against pot but let me tell you that those two still smoke pot every night when they get home."

Smoke Shack people; " WHAT???" THEY SMOKE???"

OLd Man " Yes I know...it sounds crazy...but it's true." They consider it a herb and believe it's healthful." "They are actually taking in more tar and nicotine in one joint than i will by smoking a pack of cigarettes."

reformed dope dealer; Laughs and says " He's right and that aint all they do." " The old man knows because he used to smoke pot himself but gave it up years ago."

Old man: " I wish you would not tell that shit on me." "Yes it's true." " I smoked pt socially but gave it up when I got married." "it was damn lonely to be a single man on a Saturday night back then."

Smoke Shack by OneWhoKnowsBetter December 25, 2012

chode-smoker 

One who smokes chode.

Your sister is chill but your brother-in-law is a total chode-smoker.

chode-smoker by prostate September 1, 2005

smoke detector 

A device in your house that beeps when it detects smoke. It goes off when your toast starts to burn. Every house should have atleast one smoke detector.

If you don't have a smoke detector it would be a good idea to get one.

smoke detector by David March 8, 2004

smoke shrooms 

This is a Pacific North West slang term used to replace hanging out, yet with conotations of drug use. Aslo used as a rally cry for parties.

"yo whats the plan tonight?"...."chill at the beach, smoke shrooms..whatever."

smoke shrooms by Greyowl September 1, 2008

bone smoke 

A person that is a contemptible idiot, fool, dolt.

I can't believe that bone smoke tired to get a refund for his pizza after he ate it.

It takes a real bone smoke to try and order from the kiddie menu.

bone smoke by speedork August 18, 2006