Shortenly

A variant form of certain.

"Do you wanna go to the movie?" Dick asked.

"Shortenly!" Raven exclaimed.

by Raven Bishop November 21, 2009

short stack of nickels

A reference to the size of the male weener when it is extremely flaccid, and somewhat exposed. Most often accompanied by tighy whities, a t-shirt, spandex, a wetsuit or similar.

When my friend got out of the lake in a wetsuit, it was as though someone had placed a short stack of nickels in the area where his his genetalia should be. Everyone was made aware of this, and laughed histerically.

by the anti twitter July 3, 2010

short-sniffer

A person obsessed with wearing dirty under garments on their head.

Damn son. Came home yesterday and Rainwater had his head in my laundry bin. That kid is a short-sniffer.

by brockesen January 5, 2011

Shortall's

Also known as puffy eyes, bags/suitcases (size dependant).
Can be caused by lack of sleep or continuous contact with ex-military gay lords. Another common cause is over stretching for either pedals or looking above the steerin wheel of a car whilst driving.

Can be reduced by the use of a booster seat.

Bloody hell! look at the Shortall's on him!

Baggage handling druid's got one massive set of Shortall's on him!

by Willy Shefot April 17, 2011

Short Bus

People who are retarded.

Peter, you're a short bus

by BagelBoy29 May 13, 2019

Crimbo (short for Crimbabwe) also known as the Heart of Darkness

Time of maximum demands when, due to natural seasonal low, minimal resources are available to meet them. We're supposed to be all jolly and having the time of our lives (another demand).

Crimbo again! Crimbo (short for Crimbabwe) also known as the Heart of Darkness! How bracingly spiffing! Turdaceous to the point of buggering description!

by Mr Thick and Thin December 24, 2012

Domestic Shorthair

A woman or girl with a boy's haircut. Usually frumpy. This looks good on nobody.

Look at that domestic shorthair reading that knitting book.

by thepunisher August 30, 2013