This term refers both to a man's penis and his cum. It's toxic because the said male likely ingested something gross (toxic) which if you have sex with him could end up inside you via his cum.
"I don't want your toxic sausage inside me"
or more specifically:
"I don't want your swiss cake roll toxic sausage inside of me" - Used when your man has eaten too many swiss cake rolls in one day and wants to have sex so you know he's gonna slip his toxicity inside you
or:
I don't want your MSG chinese toxic sausage inside me.
or more specifically:
"I don't want your swiss cake roll toxic sausage inside of me" - Used when your man has eaten too many swiss cake rolls in one day and wants to have sex so you know he's gonna slip his toxicity inside you
or:
I don't want your MSG chinese toxic sausage inside me.
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This is where a man uses his sausage to cum over another man's sausage. It is then taken around the town so that other villagers may taste it! This local delicacy and tradition is done quarterly and usually by those who have just started puberty.
Bob: Ooargh, you've got my sausage now give it to the Reverend and let him have the taste of the sperm
Ian: I love the Connah's Quay Cumberland Sausage
Ian: I love the Connah's Quay Cumberland Sausage
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Henry: The Plums, chest,....?
Joesph: No, his Gentlemen's Sausage. Not the first word you'd want down there.
Henry: I'd put Gigantic down there in really small letters so you'd think it's to scale
Henry: The Plums, chest,....?
Joesph: No, his Gentlemen's Sausage. Not the first word you'd want down there.
Henry: I'd put Gigantic down there in really small letters so you'd think it's to scale
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Ray:yo press ham at this bitch!
Danny G:nah dude thats for pussys, imma show this fool some pressed sausage!
Danny G:nah dude thats for pussys, imma show this fool some pressed sausage!
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