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Rip your face off

When you get so drunk that you feel your face being ripped off.
Jesper: These drinks are really strong!
Ian: Yeah - I feel my face being ripped off!

Damn. I'm so hung over. My face got ripped off yesterday.

Be careful with these drinks. They will rip your face off!
by DK Maestro June 20, 2009
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rip him a new bellybutton

The non-homosexual equivalent of "I'm going to rip him a new asshole." Means I am going to kick his ass. Seen on The Simpsons.
David is such a fucking puppy kicker that I'm going to rip him a new bellybutton.
by phi April 25, 2004
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Rip yer dick off

A "fuck you!" sort of exclamation.
Usually uttered at someone regardless of their gender, in extreme frustration or anger.
Typically accompanied by a double flip of the bird.
Dorian: So yeah, I think we should break up. I met this SUPER hot girl at Sebastion's party last night. We totally made out.

Helen: WHAT? You bastard! Rip yer dick off!!
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July: They signed me up to take weights this year and I'm really not athletic. Is there any way I can transfer out of it?

Mrs. Svenksbottom: No. All the other classes are filled up.

July: Noooo! Rip yer dick off!!!!!
by Patricia Brare January 21, 2009
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Rip the jizz out of someone

So much worse than getting the piss taking out of you, as the perpetratour after sucking all your urine out, then moves onto your sacks-usually saying offensive things about the victims sexual life.eg.he's a wankaholic.

It's like being depressed, lonely, and an eunuch all at once. Not just anyone can take the jizz out of someone.

you have to be experienced, such as an Australian politician or a ghetto rapper.
His sacks are like seals flippers after meeting that Bill.
by Biafra J July 13, 2004
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Rip your face off rally

This is an extremely painful event. It typically occurs in the stock market, when you just finished getting so leveraged up on full margin with short positions.

The stock market then viciously turns and "heads" up the other direction all while ripping your face physically off. It happens so quickly it is typically only noticed when you look up from your keyboard to ask your trading partner what happened, and he only see's a pair of lips and what used to resemble a face talking to him.

A CNBC contributor, Steve Grasso, is a well known advocate to stopping this disease from spreading.
Hey Billy, is that Melanie Griffith over there or some guy that got his face ripped off in last weeks stock market rally?

rip your face off rally
by trav0987654 August 6, 2011
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rip him another asshole

to rib the fuck outta someone. to embarrass them so bad they shit themselves. him can be anyone not just a guy.
I swear to god i’m going to rip him another asshole lol.
by mdadddedldydnd February 27, 2018
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can i get a rip in the chat

one who is roasted and or toasted in a group of multiple people.
by Sfggghjjiiiiii August 29, 2017
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