J-Panda

Buy your friend cheap poor quality eye makeup and ask her to apply it. Then spray your man vet on her eyes and when it runs out and she has gotten black oval around her eyes - she looks like a panda bear.

I bought my friend cheap eye makeup and she put it on her face, after a vigorous free party I sprayed my juice on her eyes and this ran all over so she had black circles around her eyes - she looked like a j-Panda.

by EBG2025 January 25, 2025

The panda express drive thru

So you're having a great time and the date is going well. Ya pay up for the dinner and you start driving her on home. She starts choking on the freeway and hits the back of her throat and yacks. But she dont stop. She keep it down and swallows what she can.

Ya boy in Mobile Alabama-"She took me to the panda express drive thru and I told her to lick it up."

by Dr.djsnorlaxxx March 26, 2026

Chuzz Panda

A famous meme about a chopped huzz panda

Chuzz Panda is so funny, I thought about it at my father’s funeral and it made me piss myself.

Chuzz Panda comforts me in my darkest times, I love Chuzz Panda.

by Isaac Blaze McKim September 27, 2025

Pizza panda

A panda that tosses and turns pizzas. He is the ultimate pizza panda. The pizza panda is more emotionally expressive than the pizza bandit. The pizza panda grew up with a deceased father.

"Chad is the ultimate pizza panda. I heard that the pizza bandit grew up with a dead dad.

by anonymous October 4, 2025

Post-panda regret

The immediate feeling of misery and regret after eating Panda Express. Primarily occurs after consuming a “Plate” or “Bigger Plate” with Orange Chicken or Beijing Beef as an entree. Abbreviated as PPR.

Guy 1: Let’s go out for some drinks!

Guy 2: Nah man, I have Post-Panda Regret. I can’t move.

by Cotriangulation June 4, 2025

trash panda

if you ever wear a raccoon pj onesie and explain how raccoons are also called trash pandas your ex will start rumors that your a furby and fuck raccoons so always pay attention to the mental health of the person your with

Jared now thinks your a furby because you once owned a onesie of a trash panda.

by onesiesdontmakefurbies October 25, 2025

eat the panda

Going down on a female student at the University of Alberta.

Did you eat the panda last night?

by Albertapanda July 11, 2014