Sweet Poon Pics (SPP)

Super cutty pictures that involve sweet poon and are intended for audience seeking excitement. Usually amazing and brighten ones day. People in SPP usually are unaware of the good deed they are taking apart in. SPP's are excellent in beginning Old Fashioned's.

I've seen everything on Redtube and I feel I just can't connect to people I don't know. You went to to the nude beach last weekend, got any Sweet Poon Pics (SPP)?

by dlo6969 March 4, 2011

food stamp poisoning

The physical effects of the poor food choices induced by the often humble socioeconomic backgrounds of food stamp recipients and enhanced by the relatively lower cost and higher availability of high carbohydrate – low nutritional value food items when compared to higher quality foods. These physical effects are typically manifested in the form of high body math index (BMI) and apparent low physical fitness, as indicated by a slow unsteady walk, loud breathing, and poor dental health. These physical effects frequently appear to be accompanied by ill temper, a lack of ambition, and an unexplained desire to wear over-sized worn-out t-shirts.

Typical case of food stamp poisoning:
“Help your Momma bring in them groceries, Young Ones. I hear her huffing up the walk. You know she can't make it up them porch steps with them big bags of chips and soda pop she done got us for supper.”

by ewobbel October 27, 2011

It's funny because it's poisonous!

Something you say when a really freaky person does something funny.

Rohan: Hey, Scott, stop touching my ass!
Evan: It's funny because it's poisonous!

by Anonymous February 21, 2003

K poon

this is a move invented in the town of gisborne. This is when you take a shit on the toilet seat instead of inside the bowl.

Adam connolly did a k poon while doing pushups

by Adam connolly May 21, 2009

Man Poon

The ultimate in a metro sexual. or latent homosexual male.
One who loves to have every orifice penetrated whether he admits it or not.

Also known as JR.

Man we double slammed the Man Poon last night.

by The Stiffis February 26, 2010

bolt your poon

An east coast bastardization of 'shut up', more commonly used at boarding schools

"Polt your poon, newb! I do what I want!" Exclaimed Stillman as he beats Rohan with a discarded hockey stick

by Bishop Craig B. Anderson March 31, 2003

Poon

Poon is the new and cool pronunciation of the word pwn formerly pone... because thats such a cool word already.

For people that take words like pwn and 1334 or wuteva seriously, go rot, shrivel, and die.

"Dude im going to poon you in the ghost"
"not if i poon you in the banshee"

by B.S. December 9, 2004