A delicious snack consisting of green (raw), unshelled peanuts boiled in salt water. This delicacy is typically purchased in gas station parking lots and roadside vegetable stands and consumed by southerners of all socio-economic backgrounds. Almost always served in Styrofoam cups and wrapped in the skimpiest napkin ever made, this salty snack is intended to be shared with family and friends although it is not uncommon for asocial types to devour the whole cup as to not share any with his wife/mistress.
Rich Birmingham Business Man: Mama, I got a cup of boiled peanuts for the Auburn vs. Alabama game.
Broke-Ass Methamphetamine-Addicted Construction Worker: Mama, I got a cup of boiled peanuts for the Auburn vs. Alabama game.
Broke-Ass Methamphetamine-Addicted Construction Worker: Mama, I got a cup of boiled peanuts for the Auburn vs. Alabama game.
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Get the Peanus mug.A large group of children, known notoriously as 'The Peanuts', harking originally from the brutal ghetto of Madley Park. However these children can normally be found in most areas of the United Kingdom and there description is as follows , of around 10 members with a core family unit that dominate the pack. These children are extremely aggressive resorting to use of poor English and minor vandalism to ease their boredom.
Example 1: (man walks down street)
The Peanuts: Your Gayyyyy
Example 2: (Group playing football)
(The Peanuts steal football)
( The Peanuts proceed to chew football)
The Peanuts: 'Go Back To Pube Land'
Example 3: (The Peanuts throw rock at window)
(Recipients get pissed off at The Peanuts)
The Peanuts: 'Its that man across the street, we saw him do it'
The Peanuts: Your Gayyyyy
Example 2: (Group playing football)
(The Peanuts steal football)
( The Peanuts proceed to chew football)
The Peanuts: 'Go Back To Pube Land'
Example 3: (The Peanuts throw rock at window)
(Recipients get pissed off at The Peanuts)
The Peanuts: 'Its that man across the street, we saw him do it'
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Hey Todd! Why weren't you at my bar mitzvah yesterday?
Sorry Chad. I was with Tyler. He really packed my peanuts last night ;)
Hey Todd! Why weren't you at my bar mitzvah yesterday?
Sorry Chad. I was with Tyler. He really packed my peanuts last night ;)
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