Pro(gas)tinator

One who waits as long as possible to refill their gas tank. Fearing for a highway breakdown as they make one last trip on E.

OMG, I have driven 3 different places with my gas light on. I'm 1 trip away from a breakdown. I need to stop being such a pro(gas)tinator

by nickdfromda513 January 13, 2019

Pro-Life

The way to say to Democrats that think its ok to kill human lives!
Also the way of getting yourself closer to God and believing in Him.

Mike-"Hi i'm Mike, I'm pro-life and like America."
Crazy Democrat-" Well that is the most racist thing I've ever heard"
Mike-" Ok, go burn in Hell and see the wrath of God!"
Crazy Democrat-" This country sucks fuck you!"
Mike-" Then move out of the fucking country!"

by YOUR MOMS A GUY July 15, 2022

Finder Launchpad Final Cut Pro Google Chrome VLC Calendar Music Notes FaceTime Messages Maps Preview Clock QuickTime Player Weather System Settings Calculator Logic Pro Motion Keynote OBS Downloads Trash

are you so bored that you figured out my mac dock order and typed it in to urban dictionary

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by iminhellplshelpahhh July 8, 2024

Chapari Ultra Pro Max

The people who are just piece of shit and they dont exist in real world and claim themselves as a well known person in small area.

That Chapari Ultra Pro Max was saying "Upar Bhgwan Niche Sunny Leone"

by spmsuic2002 March 17, 2025

dji mini 5 pro

the newest mini drone from dji, has a 50mp 1 inch sensor, better obstacle avoidance and longer flight time among other improvements over the mini 4 pro.

Dear Santa, I wish for a dji mini 5 pro this Xmas….

by why are russian girls so cute September 17, 2025

pro-job

A blow job so deep you stuff the balls in.

Had a pro-job last night.

Sweet!

Sure was. This girl could practically lick my asshole while sucking me off!

by Shuaman October 4, 2018

Pro Jackass

Person who executes the dumbest actions with such proficiency, observers are frozen in awe and are unable to reproduce such actions without extensive practice or training.

Turning the the wrong way on to a "One Way" street, on the phone and cursing the folks who got it right. That's a Pro Jackass, you can't be that dumb without practice and dedication.

by TZA_Unlimited May 12, 2011