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Ninja runner

Most often used in the running community, it describes a person who likes to run while wearing all black.
The ninja runner darted across the dark road, barely escaping certain death from an oncoming tractor trailer.
by The Logophile May 4, 2010
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Ninja Love

1) Delivering or receiving unexpected compassion, kindness or affection.

2) Surprise sex or sexual acts that are welcomed by the recipient.
1) He showed up with flowers today and dropped some serious ninja love on her.

2) She climbed over the arm rest and offered him some hot ninja love right in his truck.
by The H3R3T1C April 20, 2015
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Cat ninja

It has been said that long, long ago, a young boy who was but only 9 years old, witness the gruesome and brutal murder of his beloved parents by the " Hell Hounds" an international street gang/mafia/bad guys...poor little boy found himself wondering on the lonely and terrifying streets.

When something....

Something unbelievable happened !!

A big black cat with a ninja mask and a scratch on it's left eye with gray spiky hair has taken that boy and desided to raise him like one of its own.

9 years have past since then...the young boy has finally become a man and has been taught and trained by the black cat which at the end made the boy become the first ever Cat Ninja, after that, the cat ninja swore that he will find the Hell Hounds and kill every last one of them.

...and so he did
Bad guy: Give me your money, jewelry and BBQ !

Civilian: Never ! because i've just called Cat Ninja :)

Bad guy: OOOHH FISH BALLS !!!
by DannyRanDazzle September 23, 2011
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ninja sauce

Ranch dressing, or a slight derivative thereof so named for its variety of food combination possibilites.
"Why are you using ketchup with those fries? Here, try some of my ninja sauce."
by SemperLieSuckah@gmail.com October 9, 2006
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ninja of the night

go to narutochuunin.com, go to multimeadia and download Ninja of the NIght AMV. tis some funny ass shit man. Naruto RAWCKS! and i am no Narutard!
"In the confusion of a smoke bomb i can remove your bra and you wouldnt even notice. i can jump roof. to roof. and get my friends free cable, its bad ass. i used my chinese star to pick the locks and steal your car. ROCK AND ROLE!"
by jo mama October 3, 2004
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Ninja Blumpkin

Secretly taking a dump while getting your cock sucked. Also known as a stealth bomber.
I ninja blumpkined Sally when she offered to give me head in the bathroom. Afterward she asked why I picked a toilet with a log already in it.
by Onigato June 26, 2010
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Techno Ninja

A myhthical, probably asian or specifically japanese, man that came from another dimension to inflict terror on two men. One man was completely oblivious to the Ninja, but he eventually causes the demise of him by pushing him out a window. The other man thwarts the attacks of the ninja, one method by pwning him in the face with a gate. The ninja's abilities include smoke teleportation and randomness.
Dude, did you see "Return of the Techno Ninja" yet? I heard the Techno Ninja dies.
by Fei Hong Chan III January 28, 2005
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