Doctor: How can I help you today?
Patient: I can no longer get erections no matter how hard I try.
Doctor: How many Victory Royales do you have?
Patient: 498.
Doctor: You have Ninja Syndrome.
Patient: I can no longer get erections no matter how hard I try.
Doctor: How many Victory Royales do you have?
Patient: 498.
Doctor: You have Ninja Syndrome.
by metaldan123 April 15, 2018
1) Delivering or receiving unexpected compassion, kindness or affection.
2) Surprise sex or sexual acts that are welcomed by the recipient.
2) Surprise sex or sexual acts that are welcomed by the recipient.
1) He showed up with flowers today and dropped some serious ninja love on her.
2) She climbed over the arm rest and offered him some hot ninja love right in his truck.
2) She climbed over the arm rest and offered him some hot ninja love right in his truck.
by The H3R3T1C April 20, 2015
A person, or manoeuvre, that is not particularly stealthy or well thought out; self-sabotage of your own endeavours through inadvertent ignorance
A corduroy ninja can be caught hiding behind a curtain that doesn't reach all the way to the floor, cleaning his ear with an ice pick, or jumping off a pier when he can't swim
by Reubarbarian August 11, 2011
by SydGuy86 July 19, 2008
Ranch dressing, or a slight derivative thereof so named for its variety of food combination possibilites.
by SemperLieSuckah@gmail.com October 09, 2006
go to narutochuunin.com, go to multimeadia and download Ninja of the NIght AMV. tis some funny ass shit man. Naruto RAWCKS! and i am no Narutard!
"In the confusion of a smoke bomb i can remove your bra and you wouldnt even notice. i can jump roof. to roof. and get my friends free cable, its bad ass. i used my chinese star to pick the locks and steal your car. ROCK AND ROLE!"
by jo mama October 03, 2004
I ninja blumpkined Sally when she offered to give me head in the bathroom. Afterward she asked why I picked a toilet with a log already in it.
by Onigato June 23, 2010