Michael Vick

The most overrated quarterback in the NFL. Everybody kisses his ass so much it makes every Falcons game unwatchable. Very inaccurate, throws the ball so hard it's impossible to catch with just your hands. Despite his speed, he is the most sacked quarterback in the NFL.

Did you see Vick get creamed by Buckner and he fumbled the ball to Peppers who ran it for a touchdown? That was a nice play.

by Banane-Man February 1, 2005

Michael Vick

An Ex-NFL player who executed dogs with a bunch of his wankster friends. He used to play for the Atlanta Falcons, where he showed amazing talent, but was too stupid to know how to play quarterback. He is now scrutinized by many around America, but the black people in the inner city of Atlanta seem to feel sorry for him. This is probably due to the lack of education and common sense among black people.

Al Sharpton gave Michael Vick a blowjob during an NAACP meeting.

by taharris August 31, 2007

Michael C.

The most amazing guy i've ever met. Sweet & down to earth, absoultely gorgeous and fun to be with. He's so trustworthy and easy to talk too. Any girl would be lucky to have him. Perfect in everyway.

Most amazing person. EVER.
Michael C.

by Shhhhh(; July 6, 2012

Michael Clifford

An asshat who thinks it's okay to put milk in before cereal.

"Hey, have you heard 5SOS are releasing a new album, Youngblood, that you can pre-order on iTunes, on June 15th?"
"Yes but I'm not gonna cause the Michael Clifford is WRONG and I hate him and I stan Andy DeLuca now"

by my real name HAH pwned ya!!!1! June 13, 2018

Michael Johnson

A guy who stays with a joke for so long, he kills it and you just want to punch him right in the mouth.

put it in there" "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" "way to be a Michael Johnson"

by AYE YO BRAH September 24, 2011

Michael Zhang

Sexiest piece of asian ass you can get, a guy as sweet as a popsicle on a hot summer day

Dangg. Do I hear the ice cream truck, or is that a Michael Zhang walking by?

by Puffy Booch June 1, 2017

Michael McCleary

1. Douchebag podcaster who no one listens to because he insists on spouting his liberal/conservative blend of bullshit. 2. Guy Famous from Popular 80's movie "Under Deep" who loses his manhood in a car wreck with his 2 friends, and struggles to regain it through conquest of very young women.

"Michael McCleary lost his nuts?"

"Certainly did!"

by Kyle R. Chandler September 1, 2008