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Male earing ethics

Right Ear = Gay

Left Ear = Straight

Both Ears = Bisexual
Originally if a man had an earing you could only rock it in the left ear which meant you were straight, the right ear meant you were gay and both meant that dude was bye. At some point probably in the 80s or 90s dudes started rocking the big diamond studs in both ears like that shit was cool. Now in 2015 that shit is considered normal. Me personally I rock mine in the left ear at all times, that's just me. Male Earing Ethics needs to be taken into consideration.
by yung_reezy_fla June 10, 2015
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Crystal (male)

The cutest guy ever! Honestly he might be a little shy over having such a name, but that's no matter for a guy such as him. He's got a personality like no other and a heart of gold. He's talented in writing and art, and will always find a way to make you laugh
I was having such a bad day 'till I talked to Crystal (male) and he made everything so much better!
by Flygon-kun October 9, 2017
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Alpha Male

A Male that is Alpha meaning that he is tall and will destroy betas.
wow danny davito is such a alpha male
wow logan paul is such a beta.

danny davito would destroy him fr fr.
by TTAlpha July 23, 2019
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Gamma Male

A Gamma Male is the third step down in the hierarchical taxonomy of the male sex, directly below a Beta Male and fathoms below an Alpha male. A Gamma Male unconsciously adopts or duplicates female behaviors, values, or expectations in the hopes of winning female admiration. He does this because he is too paralyzingly timid to attempt to directly win the affections of female through the Alpha Male traits of confidence and swagger.

The Gamma Male never appears confident or comfortable with whom he is. In a relationship with a female, he acts like one of her girlfriends. Further, the Gamma Male is wont to show his "feelings" in a cringe worthy manner, bringing audible sighs of shock and disgust from even the most unassertive and passive Beta Males. In comparison to other males of higher evolutionary development, he is a pitiful creature.
You know that screaming queen on 'The Bachelorette' who went and got a tattoo of a heart and a shield on his wrist to profess his undying devotion to the girl he had only known for a few weeks? Yeah, total Gamma Male.
by Vance Astro June 24, 2010
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Male Snail Trail

When a male soaks his testicles in a glass of warm water (or milk) and then proceeds to drag said testicles across an unsuspecting victims forehead.
Did you hear about Cody? He was an unsuspecting victim of a male snail trail last night.
by iPlayInTraffic November 16, 2010
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Mailee

A legendary figure in the World of Warcraft. It's rumoured he is the best warrior the game has ever known, and possibly the best player that will ever play the game. He has reached rank 14, and also has a very large penis to impress the ladies.
Oh shit, it's Mailee, I heard he has a large penis and a rank 14 sword. I suggest we all run.
by Mailee April 30, 2006
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Beta Male

someone who does follows what their friends say so that they don't get into a fight. Follows a alpha male
Boy 1: You need to fuck your dog or fuck you my self and kill you after
Boy 2 (beta male): Ok, whatever you say master
PROCEDS TO FUCK DOG
by FUCK YOU SOY BOY August 25, 2018
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