by Firefighter2797 March 19, 2022
Get the My king mug.Mom: Let me see powerschool
Me: …..
Mom: LET ME SEE POWERSCHOOL OR ELSE YOUR GROUNDED
Me: *shows my grades*
Mom: WHY DO YOU HAVE C’S AND D’S!?? ITS BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN PHONE AND XBOX
Me: No it’s because I don’t know anything about stoichmetry, quadratic functions, and the name of the waiter that made hitlers food in a restaurant in 1930 (literal question btw)
Mom: Your grounded
Me: …..
Mom: LET ME SEE POWERSCHOOL OR ELSE YOUR GROUNDED
Me: *shows my grades*
Mom: WHY DO YOU HAVE C’S AND D’S!?? ITS BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN PHONE AND XBOX
Me: No it’s because I don’t know anything about stoichmetry, quadratic functions, and the name of the waiter that made hitlers food in a restaurant in 1930 (literal question btw)
Mom: Your grounded
by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 29, 2022
Get the my grades mug.If your friends name is Dino they are well cool you probably have a crush on them. Shhh they don’t know that yet, they are probably cute asf and loving they are really sensitive and they love to be together they would make a perfect couple but they’re don’t know that yet, they are also amazing kissers ❤️🥺
by Jagsab November 13, 2020
Get the my dino mug.my axe is a song from the good band, ICP (Insane Clown Posse) it was a good song till these fatass mainstream bitches overused the song on the toxic app "Tik Tok" one even made a remake of it, sounds pretty ass to me- might as well scratch a glass plate with fork and call it music with that shit lmao
by p1ssbaby March 18, 2021
Get the my axe mug.An expression that men use that means "My purpose in life." Refers to Adam and the garden of Eden. See "Everything is Broken" by the OC Supertones www.supertones.com.
This was my garden, I made it die, its asking me why.
I brought it death and I gave it hell and there grew a cross, to mark where I fell.
A day will come when, Adam again,
will pay for my sin.
I brought it death and I gave it hell and there grew a cross, to mark where I fell.
A day will come when, Adam again,
will pay for my sin.
by dfault June 30, 2004
Get the My Garden mug.I find the insinuation that I am using others (solely) for the purpose of my own aggrandizement both condescending and insult and I feel as though I'm being used for the aggrandizement of others in a manner that is both retaliatory and spiteful in reference to various slights (perceived or otherwise) for the purpose of some kind of "hoisted by my own petard" type, conceptual, punishment.
That's my problem.
by Hym Iam July 15, 2022
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