milk the mule

Fart around, jerk off, waste time doing nothing interesting and/or instructive.

I was fired so today I`m just gonna milk the mule on google.com.

by Reek-the-Prick August 29, 2019

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Milking Balls

milking balls is just cock and ball torture, but more pleasant

(a text that i was sent earlier by one of my friends):
when you milking balls
it be like
🐄😫💦🍼🤰

by milkthemballsrn September 4, 2019

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milk mother

a milk mother is a plump woman usually tall that has big tiddies and thicc warm thighs

"what's the opposite of a loli, a milk mother"

by thenoncanonloli September 6, 2019

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milk donkey

When a girl milks her nipples while lactating. into their partners butthole

Last night, Jennifer did the milk donkey on me and now I can't stop squirting milk out of my ass

by Peyton mark taylor December 26, 2017

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Smokes and Milk

When your kids are being total dickheads and you say you're heading to the store to pick up a few things, but really that's your way out of this hellish kid-filled life.

"We ruined dad's box of vintage Playboys so he said he was just going to the store for smokes and milk. That was 18 years ago. And come to think of it, he didn't even smoke!"

by Ol Grimey January 2, 2018

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