Keena Johnson

The hottest stripper out there. You say her name and she’s “twerking”.(it’s more like an older lady trying to dance)

Have you heard of that new stripper keena Johnson

by There is nothing available August 18, 2021

Concrete Johnson

Hard penis.
Also, punk bans from Tampa

My girlfriend rubbed my concrete johnson last night.
Did you see Concrete Johnson last night? They fucking rocked.

by Alex Engel August 19, 2013

Johnson's Johnson Sauce

Baby Oil used as masturbation lube because you no longer have money for good lube. All because your wife talked you into having a baby just about 9 months before she decided that her vagina is some temple you're not worthy of praying in... and who the hell knew diapers were so expensive!!

Dude we never see you anymore, glad you could make it out tonight... *sniff* *sniff* .. Why do you smell like a girl..?
Sorry man, its that terrible smell of Johnson's Johnson sauce... It don't wash off

by Thedude78 September 20, 2013

Madame Johnson

One of two French teachers at Jeffersonville High. Known for being a total bitch, is often made fun of for her accent and her ackwardness. Is despised by damn near all of her students. Her main least favorite student is a girl in her fifth period class, one of two who coined the nickname "Frenchie."
We predict this name will likely stick for as long as she stays at Jeff......

Person: Damn Madame Johnson is such a bitch.
Friend: I know right! She's always making fun of me. I cant wait to get Felix next year.
Person: Me too.

by ThatCriminalMastermind August 20, 2012

johnson's hair

The hair on or around your penis

1. I shaved johnson's hair today and felt so refreshed!

by That other guy in the club November 21, 2011

Kelly D Johnson

Biggest Justin Bieber fan, he loves her back! awesome,cool, talented, blonde haired, blue eyed, joke telling, gymnast, mini, mighty KELLY! tiny footed, short legged, awkward handed, amazing personalitied person! every girl wants to be a kelly!
....R.....A....N....D....O....M.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kelly D Johnson : "theres dionosaur pee on my finger!

by biebercakes August 23, 2011

Rodrick Jay Johnson

He is a caring and a smart individual. He is so good at mathematics. He is a Pisces. He loves to travel to different cities and states. He plans the trips accordingly on the map. He have won several awards, medallions, and scholarships for bowling because he is the best and no one can tell him a darn thing. He is 13 years old and he is born on February 23, 2008 and he is not to be played with.

Rodrick Jay Johnson (the one and only) is a achiever and can accomplish whatever he set his mind to.

by RodtheMan November 23, 2021