Cram Jam (n.)

1) The act of rough anal sex
2) Using large forces to fit abnormally massive objects into the vagina, anus, or any other orifice. Be creative!

Bill: Yo dog, last night I heard your mom got cram jammed by James
Dave: Oh God! I hope she's alright
Bill: Me too, that kid's got girth

by willywonkaswanka May 2, 2005

jam eater/s

Do perform oral sex on a woman who's blobbing

What you muffed her? So you're a bit of a jam eater are you?

by J D May 9, 2003

foot-traffic jam

The traffic jam caused by people leaving public events all at once. The roads are normally closed, and it is difficult to move.

Lisa: Let's leave now that the fireworks are over.
Shaun: Let's wait half an hour, the roads are packed... There's a foot-traffic jam.

by Leisel Golden January 26, 2009

Space Jam Effect

The idea that people think something is good because they want it to be good.

person 1: Space Jam is like the best movie Ever!
person 2: That's because of the Space Jam Effect.

by VILLAGER16 May 11, 2015

Jam packed dream

A dream that was absolutely FULL with different events that happened. A jam packed dream will probably not leave your mind for a while and there’s a good chance you’ll remember it in the future!

Person 1: Hey did you dream last night?
Person 2: Bro you bet I did. I had such a jam packed dream it was crazy!

by Wibbly Woo January 2, 2019

handle jammed forward

To push an aircraft's engines to emergency full power. May cause permanent engine damage if prolonged beyond a few minutes.

Used to denote someone who is going all-out.

"You busy ?"
"Yup, got the handle jammed forward"

by Eighth of Seven January 8, 2007

go jam yourself

It means fuck yourself

bob: haha you suck
gary: Go jam yourself!!

by dj vera May 4, 2008