jokes pal

when a ENGLISH guy makes jokes.

ME: Bruh you look like an old Bitch!
MOM: What did you say!?
ME: its just jokes pal!

by Dreyk February 8, 2017

Dad joke

Corny/cheesy jokes that fathers share with their children. They are often criticised by people who don't want to admit that some dad jokes are actually pretty good or they don't understand the concept of dad jokes. For the most part, those who say "dAd JoKeS aRe NoT fUnNy" do not realise that the whole shtick is that the jokes are so predictable and dry that in a way it is hilarious.

Dad: I built a car comprised of ravioli, but my sista didn't believe me until I drove pasta.

The snobby son: Oh wait I forgot to laugh. Wait no I didn't, I didn't laugh because it's another one of your lame dad jokes 🙄

Dad: You're too young to understand the concept my boy.

by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022

Is this a joke guy

A Guy who stares off obliviously at work. Often found sleeping on scalfing in the middle of construction site.

Is this a joke guy came into work today. That was a joke. This guy wasnt a joke the joke was the guy.

by Birdman Jenkins November 25, 2019

Mariya Joke

Super unfunny joke told by people called Mariya. They seem to tell the worst jokes while failing to realise no one finds it funny. Their jokes start off bad but progressively get worse and worse the more they tell them.

That was a Mariya Joke.

by W . W February 8, 2024

Joke

Anything that is meant to be satirical but will offend someone no matter the circumstances.

You can’t make jokes anymore. Someone will get offended

by Wobbly wagon wheels May 24, 2020

bisexual joke

When a bisexual person makes a sexual joke towards a same sex person

Olivia: I don't like Ashley's bisexual joke.
Ashley: It was literally just a sexual joke.
Olivia: Yeah, but you are bisexual and we are both girls.
Ashley: -_-

by TheGrumpyOctopuss September 7, 2021

Joke

"almighty government"

When the "almighty government" tried to stop his marriage, he made them the butt of many jokes.

by FieroGT80 July 11, 2022