uptown friday

After fisting a guy/girl in the ass you pull your hand out and wipe it down their chest like a tie.

After fisting him he reached up and wiped his hand down his chest therfore looking like he was wearing a tie and ready to go uptown on a friday night and that's an "uptown friday"

by prettykittykat March 6, 2010

Foreskin Friday

The national weekly holiday dedicated to the consumption of

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We all gather around the tree of many etnicities scabs and sing songs to Nat clause, the "Santa" of the holiday. He then pays everyone back with a bottle of gatorade with ice cubes made by his own spit

Holy crap bro, Foreskin Friday is next week and we didnt prepare!?

by IssaMysteryy March 5, 2019

Brack Friday Bunduru

To take a nasty shit, or to take a long shit.

I'll be right back I have to take a Black Friday Bunduru.
Dude I dropped the biggest Brack Friday Bunduru last night.
Hey wheres your toilet, because I have to drop a Brack Friday Bunduru.

by Brackthursdayunduru November 29, 2013

tank top friday

The most gay holiday that could ever be created.
Also, any person that is stupid enough to celebrate this holiday should be segregated from everyone else, because this holiday can be known to cause gayness in others around you

"Hey, you heard about those gay kids from Harbor?"
"Oh yeah,I heard they celebrated Tank Top Friday last week

by I love Chode May 23, 2008

Friday Virus

where on fridays you get so lazy you can't type or speak right

Dude: agehy i fackin goat thea fariday vaioarus....
Girl: ....... you mean the friday virus?
Dude: someithiang laiskea taddtat

by Khaiifus October 6, 2006

Pre-Friday

A Friday in which you are required to work on the next day, Saturday; ruining your entire weekend.

Peter: Did you hear, we are wroking on Saurday this week.

Michael: I know, tomorrow is a Pre-Friday, instead of a regular Friday.

by CheeeeseDizzle December 11, 2010

Friday

1. A day in the week where everyone throws up their arms and says "Who gives a shit? I got a strip club to attend!" after the normal work shift is over. This is a weekly ritual on the sixth day of the calendar for a majority of Americans and Europeans. This was formally known as "leisure time," which is forbidden in communist, fascist and third world nations.
2. A movie written by and featuring a famous rapper "back in the day" Ice Cube, for the sake of self-exploitation of their habitual smoking and drinking on a front porch.
3. An infamous song by a spoiled, self-entitled teenager, Rebbecca Black that has been thoroughly rejected by all of the YouTube community and all of the peoples on it. Despite the "down votes" the video has not been removed as there are fans and corporate muscle that do, in fact, bribe and threaten the YouTube staff.

1. Ben, it's Friday. You don't need to be an over achiever.
2. Dude! Like, did you see, uhh Friday? It was the best movie ever.
3. Rebecca Black is not original at all. If there is a song about Friday, the next song is going to be about jeans. Oh wait...

by Dr. Grizzly Daddy October 14, 2011