Creatchling

A tiny creature that dwells in dark corners
Pronunciation: Cree - chi - ling

"One time my cat fell in the sewer, when I came back the next day it wasn't there anymore."
"Maybe the creatchlings got to it."

by Creatchling September 4, 2012

creatures of habit

a) the rhetorical, (lol), response to the oxymoronic rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard/ peiople resist change"?

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone's undesirable (at least according to you) characteristics, they will always retain part of their individuality."

a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: yes and no. yes, you can be understanding of her, and not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, Im reminding you that St Valentine's is next week. and no, you can't do a rat's ass about your taxes, simply because your sigother Meredith is part of the human race, and therefore creatures of habit

by Sexydimma May 3, 2012

creatolution

The idea that God created the Universe but then Evolution took over and developed the Universe.

I don't believe in Creationism or Evolution by themselves. I believe in CREATOLUTION

by Teratogen February 6, 2013

creaming in pain

Screaming in pain, except when you also cream your pants.

Girl 1: Did you have fun with Nick last night?

Girl 2: Not really. All he wanted me to do was step on him until he was creaming in pain.

by Trotan January 8, 2016

creaturous

Someone who talks, walks and moves in a creaturous way. Normally these individuals stick close to walls and stays in the shadows. When talking its sounds something similar to a fox howling or that of some mumbo jumbo you can't quite make out in a sentence.

Eddie "Hey Joe, have you seen Ryan today?"
Joe "Yeah I saw him in town moving all creaturous, I think he was on something"
Eddie "His such a creature"

by Mr.TickleyToes January 28, 2016

Cleating

When you cheat on your mistress with your wife.

I promised Brianna that I wouldn't fuck Ilana when we were on our family vacation with the kids...but I was totally cleating the whole trip.

by JimmyDaleGilmore March 12, 2016

createur

A creative person who is also an entrepreneur.

Vera Wang is not only a well known designer but a successful createur.

by CheleLaBella April 9, 2016