When a person takes two dicks in their mouth at the same time, and the dick wielders are thrusting at an incredible velocity.
Fred: "Hey, did you hear about what Jessica did with Tim and some other guy?"
Tommy: "What do you mean 'hear about'? I was the other half of that nitro ham sandwich."
Tommy: "What do you mean 'hear about'? I was the other half of that nitro ham sandwich."
by loli_lacerator November 15, 2017
Get the Nitro Ham Sandwichmug. by Number one Ham Flapper April 30, 2011
Get the flapping ya hammug. the name given to a fat person who is either curtianly or just got done working out and covered in sweat
by Hade5079 November 10, 2010
Get the Honey Glazed Hammug. war between stupid ham and awesome turkey. Turkey will obviously win and is predicted to win by me(the dictionary)
by Iggy the Spacepirating Astronaut Bountyhunter Plumbbot ninja. December 1, 2006
Get the Turkey Ham warmug. Common situation where men jealous of character, intelligence, and handsomeness of a friend/colleague/acquaintance make unwarranted negative comments and/or create hurtful MEMEs to try and make them feel better about themselves.
The pokerrrr guys had such empty lives they had to do serious HAM BASHING to avoid depression and low self esteem.
by SlamiltonVA June 23, 2020
Get the Ham bashingmug. When the hooker you hired gives you an old fashioned Eggs Danny Thomas but enhances the experience by giving you a little pressed ham on that glass table top before taking your money and leaving you feeling empty and remorseful.
I can't believe that nasty hooker dropped me an Eggs Danny Thomas with Ham then took my $50. I never even got a nut. I am such a f***ing loser.
by Eaton Holgoode August 1, 2019
Get the Eggs Danny Thomas with Hammug. 1. A guy's first time he 'accidently' slips his cock into his girl's asshole while banging her doggie-style.
2. A guy's first time dry humping his boyfriend when his cock 'accidently' slips into his boyfriend's bunghole.
"Green" because he thinks he invented this ploy. Ham for her ass. A Dr. Seuss reference for all the parents in the world who can now read this story in a new light.
2. A guy's first time dry humping his boyfriend when his cock 'accidently' slips into his boyfriend's bunghole.
"Green" because he thinks he invented this ploy. Ham for her ass. A Dr. Seuss reference for all the parents in the world who can now read this story in a new light.
Susie Sweetbread was so wet, that while I was slapping my slender hips against her nubile hind end, when my tender young boner popped out of her twat and into her virgin stankhole, I didn't know we was making green eggs and ham till I looked down because she was a screaming for glory.
by fga February 7, 2005
Get the green eggs and hammug.