Dirty Rowan

The act of shelving several pingas to forget about your commitment to the lads on game day.

Ed filled filled his butthole full of pingas passing out and completing a Dirty Rowan.

by Tom Wheatley July 3, 2019

Dirty Santa

The act of flatulence on mall Santa's lap right after he asks you what you have wished for Christmas. Psychological distress and trauma is considered a likely aftermath effect for the receiving persona. The effect is further enhanced by the act of defalcation which is smoothly triggered as an aftermath of successful flatulence.

Graham Smith: Look mom, it's Santa. can I go sit on his lap?

Mama Smith: Yes son, go and show that Dirty Santa why you deserve a present.

.....

Santa: Sit on my cozy lap young man... Now... Tell Santa what you would like for Christmas.

Graham: (lets out a nice wet floppy stinker).

Santa: WTF bro, now my pants have a shit stain on them.

by Royal_Rake December 8, 2017

Dirty londynn

The act of getting fucked while being curbed stomped in the sun.

Dang I did the dirty Londynn with Kaiden I still have a bruise!

by Bsusjsgy November 30, 2021

dirty dahlia

when you shit and piss on a diLdo and then stick it into your siblings while peeing and shitting into there mouth while vomiting on your pet and pouring dog food into the straw inside of your sibling dick or vagina.

AH SHIT I DID A DIRTY DAHLIA TO MY SIBLINGS

by penis little you October 22, 2020

Dirty Edmunds

'Dirty Edmunds'

/ˈdərdē ejə-məns /

verb

1. Being abandoned by a female companion through manipulation, because there's a lack of Food or Ice Cream.

"My boys girl pulled a Dity Edmunds on him today."

2. Being Manipulated by a female companion to spend all of your money on food or Ice Cream.

" Hunter's wallets empty today because his ol' lady pulled a Dirty Edmunds.

3. Catching a UTI because a males female companion wanted him to sodomize her.

" Max had to goto the Hospital because he performed the Dirty Edmunds.

by Sakima Loki June 26, 2019

Dirty Aidan

The sexual act of sticking one's dick into a blender filled with bananas, turning the speed on max, ejaculating, and drinking the banana cum.

My friend did a Dirty Aidan last night. The smoothie tasted great!

by Cok Sucker 3000 September 21, 2021

Dirty Richard

When you are spooning with a woman, and she is the little spoon and she farms on your cock.

"Oh man I was all comfy and then she Dirty Richarded me"

by Nortonyourlife March 31, 2023