Perry: Man dude, were you in the bathroom yet today?
Jake: No, why?
Perry: Someone dropped a long boy in the toilet, it is probably the largest piece of crap I have ever seen!
Jake: No, why?
Perry: Someone dropped a long boy in the toilet, it is probably the largest piece of crap I have ever seen!
by Froggo boi January 22, 2022
Get the Long Boymug. I'm not the one wailing and crying like a bitch all the Goddamn time I mean, Arnold Schwarzenegger was just crying like a bitch a second ago about his flabby old bitch-tit's and he's more of a man than you'll ever be so...
Hym "Do infants watch porn? Does God watch you fuck? Why does Charlie Kirk think infants watch porn? I mean, I also write movies and created AI. How is an incest freak who fucks someone who shares the same parents better than the creator of AI? I don't get that. I mean, if Dave Portenoy's wife thought that being married made Dave Portnoy objectively better than Not Dave Portaltroy then Dave Poodlepie would have a wife. And Dave Pororor is like a pizza man. Like Pannucci's pizza from Futurama. He didn't even do anything profound like create AI or anything. He's still just a pizza guy... And now he's a pizza guy without a wife... And so is Steven Crowder... His wife is both fuckable and single. Fuckable and suckable. I don't know any grown infant boys."
by Hym Iam June 9, 2025
Get the Grown Infant Boysmug. A genderfluid woman who is beautifully hypnotizing towards some people base on their personality. When a strawberry cheesecake boy beautifully hypnotized you by being flirty or acting like they like you, just know its all fake. if they ask you out they are trying to see what type of person you are. But if you are trying to leave them they might as well come back for revenge in any type of way. If you notice you are dating one just know that you should stay around them at all times with smiles.
A Strawberry Cheesecake boy will dress in a ouji or victorian style at night and dress normal in mornings.
A strawberry Cheesecake boy is also known for looking young as always and being fun, active, also for having multiple personalitys.
A Strawberry Cheesecake boy will dress in a ouji or victorian style at night and dress normal in mornings.
A strawberry Cheesecake boy is also known for looking young as always and being fun, active, also for having multiple personalitys.
by Unknownloandeal April 7, 2023
Get the Strawberry Cheesecake boymug. A group of intellectuals who can adapt in any situation to overcome what has thy to come. Thee who is a habibi boy is not an average person, but a person that this world needs.
"THE Habibi Boys THE I UNDERSTAND THE WORLD DOES NOT LOVE THOSE WHO ARE DIFFERENT, HOWEVER, THOSE WHO ARE DIFFERENT WILL SHAPE THE FUTURE OF THIS EARTH. "
by Jason Paulino September 7, 2018
Get the Habibi Boysmug. by 123xavier June 1, 2023
Get the Bitch Boymug. When you have a boyfriend, make a new friend then they tell you they like you. You have to choose, while thinking an old friend (who is also your first love, and before that your best friend) comes back to talk. They ask you about love advice then after a while of small talk you tell them what's going on. You say things like you'll be alone because you'll screw it all up. After a while he tells you he loves you, you respond as a friend. He tells you no like I did before. Now you're stuck choosing between your current boyfriend, your new bestfriend, or your ex boyfriend who you took forever to get over and now question if you really did. This happens when you fall for 3 people at once.
I am not having a life crisis, Conner said he loves me, Zander is freaking out, and Kris came back and is stepping up. Three boys, and I dont know if I can choose. I'm living a 3 boy crisis.
by @FallenPhoenixIXVII November 23, 2018
Get the 3 boy crisismug. by jisuya_oo_ee_oo August 16, 2023
Get the Cooler Than Ice Boymug.