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Florida State University 

The elite university in the State of Florida. The oldest historical campus in the State of Florida. Usually sends it's rejects to the University of Florida.
That poor bastard couldn't get accepted to FSU, I guess he has to enroll at UF.

Baker University 

Oldest University in Kansas, has several schools, including Undergrad, Nursing, and Education. Extremly expensive but gives out amazing scholarships.

Beat KU in first football game played in KS.
"You went to Baker University? Damn, daddy had money"
Baker University by MM'S August 20, 2008

Northumbria University

A University which people forget about unless you’re from the North East. People at Newcastle University often laugh at their less intellectual neighbours. Northumbria university is full of Newcastle University rejects with lads who think they’re are funny put really they have the personality to of a rock with butter on it
Toby: which University do you go to?
Jess: Northumbria University
Toby: So you’ve got 3 GCSES

Virginia Commonwealth University 

also known as virginia commonhoe university, this is a fun school with a very diverse group of students. It's a lil sketch in some parts but it's nothing pepper spray cant fix
Man I love Virginia Commonwealth University, it's a goodie.

cracker jack university 

A fictional institution of higher learning where cocky know-it-alls get their education. In other words, got their degree from a Cracker Jack box.
Controlling parent: Yeah, my son is 40 years old, but he still has to obey me, cause IT’S THE LAW!
Judge: Where did you get your law degree? Cracker Jack University?

High Point University 

A lovely university with the most extratrodinary President, he is not only well-spoken but always punctual when he lectures. I've had the most utmost fun at this university thanks to this man who has genuinely expanded my knowledge about life skills.
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