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Scandanavian Turkey Dinner

when a man lies on his back with his feet in the air over his head while doing a lady in the anal area, and eats the vagina out. the lady is in the doggy style position. another man can also be at the mouth of the lady for a BJ, and assists the other man in penatration of the ass.
hey do you want a good three-some move?

yes how about a scandanavian turkey dinner party??
by dr.chris hanson July 20, 2010
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Tickle My Turkey

during fellatio: the member giving head waits for the receiver to approach orgasm, gently tugs downward on the hairs at the base of the scrotum, and with the other hand, violently punches his or her partner in the grundle.

During a well-timed, professional Turkey Tickle, the impact of the taint hit will occur simultaneously with ejaculation.
"Even though I have been urinating a mixture of puss, blood, and piss for months, I still make Susie tickle my turkey every morning."
by David and Erich December 26, 2008
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Wild Turkey Gobbler

When a woman (or man) is suck your dick while on their knees. The person who is not smiling like a donut (the one receiving) spreads their nut sack onto the persons neck and proceeds to make a turkey noise.
Dude my girl was giving me head on Thanksgiving and that's the only reason I think I got away with the Wild Turkey Gobbler.

What the Fuck is the Wild Turkey Gobbler?
Get down on your knees and SMILE LIKE A DONUT and I'll show you. Gobble gobble fucker
by Firework Master December 2, 2009
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turkey neck

a person who is constantly moans and nags.
by ounce of mirth June 18, 2003
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jive ass turkey

Yo, help yo'sef to sum o' dat jive ass turkey I brought fo' dinnah.
by Baretta April 15, 2003
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Catching the Crazy Turkey

A sexual act that involves a wild turkey as well as making turkey noises during intercourse. If you don't know what it is, it's too wild for you.
Dave: Why does Gary look so tired?
Larry: Shit dude, bet he was catching the crazy turkey last night, if you know what I mean!
Dave: ...what?
by CheekyHandle December 13, 2014
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Punching the Turkey Sub

1. Drinking an excessive amount of alcohol with your wife on "date night" resulting in the drunk hungry's, which can only be satisfied by a trip to the local sub shop for a foot long. After deciding one sub isn't enough she tries to grab yours and when denied punches the sub out of your hands. The evening ends with no midnight meal and no consummation of date night, leaving you with no option but to " Punch the turkey sub" yourself.
Date night ended with Jen passed out and me "Punching the Turkey Sub."
by HarryTanline April 10, 2010
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