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spoon

1) the act of taking a spoon and stickin it in an elephants e ar and using the wax for a candle

2) an eating utensil

3) a way people used to use tampons to clean the car

4) drop the s and it becomes poon which is a vagina on a emu
Ex: Omgoshh your candle smells so good!
- thanks i went spooning yesterday!
Ex2: Can you hand me a spoon for my soup?
Ex3: My car is plugged up let me clean it with a spoon!
Ex4: Zookeeper, how is my emu's poon?
- well its extra spoony!!
by peter pan111111111 April 3, 2011
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Spoons

The questions on the math test were like spoons
by MrSpartan October 25, 2019
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throwing spoons

Casting a spoon lure from a fishing rod to catch game fish.
"I was throwing spoons on the lake today and caught a fat bass."
by jnastyNE November 4, 2013
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Spoon Barbecue

The act of heating a spoon for use of heroin.
Demi Levato probably has enough used needles around to fill up for one last spoon barbecue.
by Blowjaysimpson June 27, 2019
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spoonfuls of australia

A great amount, spoonfuls, of sweat build up under male genitalia, which is down under, like Australia.
Tom was changing into his uniform and I could smell spoonfuls of Australia from the next stall over!
by Daddytoes September 4, 2016
mugGet the spoonfuls of australiamug.

Spoon

Someone who creates a lot of drama. Someone who is a sh*t-stirrer to such a large degree that they would be considered the ‘spoon’ that stirs the sh*t.
“Karen is a total spoon we can’t spend one day together without some type of drama.”
by Lord Margar December 13, 2019
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spoon of concrete

As in to take a spoon of concrete as a sort of medicine to get tough, "harden up".

When someone is being a whinge bag. Perhaps they are making their own problems out to be worse than anyone else's, or just complaining about something that we all have to endure, it's just the rest of us don't enjoy being a victim. Or for someone who has learned to be a victim as some kind of role to have.

It's the ultimate in giving the youth a new perspective so that they can carry on the human race without crying themselves to death first.
*sissy complaining*

"Hey take a spoon of concrete will ya? Harden up"
"Spoon o' concrete for you, harden up"
by Holy Arse August 20, 2023
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