bloom hammer

when your drunk and giving head
by iamadictonary February 13, 2011
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Owensboro Hammer

Slang used when talking about Owensboro native, Jayden Franklin, and his sexual experiences with his abnormally large penis.
Did you hear about the torta Jayden cracked? He definitely needed the Owensboro Hammer to fuck that fat bitch!
by Vincent LeQuec April 23, 2025
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bush hammer

A tool used to hammer some bush. Usually made of a fleshy substance. Can be found in both erect & flaccid form.

Often a long, hard shaft on which is attached a weighty member of girth.
"There it was staring me in the face; the legendary bush hammer. I feared for my genitals."
by Tracey the Unicorn November 10, 2017
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Hammer Dick

Description of an incel, or generally intolerable person who bashes his cock against a keyboard like a hammer, usually a simp/shitposter on reddit. Unable to formulate educational thoughts due to lack of blood to the brain. So instead of using the penis as intended, they use it as a hammer.
"This guy is such a hammer dick, no wonder he's going to die a virgin."
by Toman Captain #2 August 30, 2021
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Whipper hammer knocker

When a whippersnapper beats up a hammerknocker.
Britney beating up Mike!

Britney is the whipper hammer knocker.
by britneyyyyyy October 13, 2011
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Chicago hammer marks

While attempting to strike a nail, one misses their target and leaves an dent in the wood beside the nail.
While Attempting to nail his fence, Jordan frequently missed his target, leaving scores of Chicago hammer marks.
by FrontRowJonny March 10, 2023
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Hammered

When a white guy, in college, gets so drunk he can’t hit the head of a nail with his face.
Bob: Yo!,Tim, Johnny got hammered last night. He couldn’t walk an inch. He fell flat on his ass!
by ShitDemon01 October 07, 2018
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