when your drunk and giving head
by iamadictonary February 13, 2011
Slang used when talking about Owensboro native, Jayden Franklin, and his sexual experiences with his abnormally large penis.
Did you hear about the torta Jayden cracked? He definitely needed the Owensboro Hammer to fuck that fat bitch!
by Vincent LeQuec April 23, 2025
A tool used to hammer some bush. Usually made of a fleshy substance. Can be found in both erect & flaccid form.
Often a long, hard shaft on which is attached a weighty member of girth.
Often a long, hard shaft on which is attached a weighty member of girth.
by Tracey the Unicorn November 10, 2017
Description of an incel, or generally intolerable person who bashes his cock against a keyboard like a hammer, usually a simp/shitposter on reddit. Unable to formulate educational thoughts due to lack of blood to the brain. So instead of using the penis as intended, they use it as a hammer.
by Toman Captain #2 August 30, 2021
When a whippersnapper beats up a hammerknocker.
by britneyyyyyy October 13, 2011
While attempting to strike a nail, one misses their target and leaves an dent in the wood beside the nail.
While Attempting to nail his fence, Jordan frequently missed his target, leaving scores of Chicago hammer marks.
by FrontRowJonny March 10, 2023
by ShitDemon01 October 07, 2018