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Self-Restraint 

You know when you just want to catch everything in sight on fire? Or fist fight people with no warning hoping multiple people try to stop you so you can fight them too? Or steal some rich old white guy's third car so you can test it out in a police chase in the middle of the night? Or maybe paint yourself in the blood of a non-descript animal and just walk around in public with a huge smile being way too friendly and close to others for somebody obviously covered in any blood whatsoever? But you think about it and don't even though you have no respect for society's comfort? Yeah. That's the ticket.
I don't care enough to demonstrate self-restraint. I'm in more of a public bondage mood today.
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Self-Keeping Secret 

The anti-meme

The self-keeping secret

Self-Kardashianing 

-To self promote
-Usually attempted by individuals with little to no talent.

Those that preform these heinous acts, often lack character, skills as well as a basic understanding of right and wrong.
Please stop self-kardashianing. Your parents grow weary and you’re not gaining anything. A paid ho is still a ho. They just agreed on a dollar amount

self-sabotager 

The dude who ruins his own day for no reason, also sus
hey, I SABOTAGED YOUR MEDS!
those were yours.
WAIT DID I JUST SELF-SABOTAGER???
*death*
self-sabotager by BottomDop May 15, 2022

SELF PRESIDENTIAL SACRIFICE 

In LAS VEGAS during PRESIDENT DONALD JOHNATHAN TRUMP campaigning in NASHVILLE gathering it said , "CAPTURE IN PROGRESS" 15 TIMES, " OH MY GOD ALAN I WALDMAN, YOU ARE A NOTORIOUS PEDOPHILE in NASHVILLE TENNESSEE who in the year MARCH 201

The biggest mistake I made was , ALAN I WALDMAN is taking notes at PORNO FLICK at DEJA VU and committing blasphemy.

Meeting KEVIN CROHNE was incredible and I felt a sense of camaraderie as I knew there was something about him deeper.
MAKE A NOTE as people tip big as their giant goblets were teeming with $20 and $50 bills as both players of the DUELING PIANOS and you had to be a "DAMN GOOD MUSICIAN to sustain the FRANTIC HIGH ENERGY PACE...but the pay was big ,as KEVIN WARREN went to NEW YORK NEW YORK later as he never got me directly a meal but I'm sure he helped me get paid lots for all those high level RIM JOBS AND FELLATIO I gave to people.

PLAYING NOW,,, BRUNO MARS...JUST THE WAY YOU ARE...FACE he says. ..not GENITALS...1:21 PM TO 1:24 PM , played at MAMA AND PAPA'S PIZZA...I first heard at DION'S PLACE in LAS VEGAS ..EAST FLAMINGO.
TAKE ME TO CHURCH played at 12:53 pm to 12:56 pm AND rhe B-BAR did not realize brought to TRUMP INTERNATIONAL VALET , my PORNO ANALYSIS as very graphic when they saw SHITISG0D , SHIT IS G0D , they said "THAT IS AWESOME" and for years of civilization was thst ever coined???? (I don't think so), little did the B-BAR know what I put on a napkin at the WYNN as I had already had propagated the PORNO NOTES of the graphic SEXUAL FLICK as DEJA VU at , later, DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH, GIRLS HIT ...as the learned later with STEVEN ALAN WYNN AND PRESISENT DONALD JOHNATHAN TRUMP could have my SELF PRESIDENTIAL SACRIFICE could have been caused by THE SLIDE but the point is " I STAND UP FOR THAT PRESIDENT and THE CEO".

HALLELUJAH...UPTOWN FUNK SHITISG0D.PURP0SE.RED N0SE DAY.VIRTUE.
RIM BABY H0LE.95

The BLASPHEMY is saying SHIT IS G0D.95.RIM BABY H0LE.95 AFTER....the scary thing is lots that can be said , around it, SMACKS OF PERFECT TRUTH and it comes down to INVESTMENT BANKING.

I showed it to the DURAN DURAN guitarist playing DUELING PIANOS AT THE PARIS, his name was KEVIN KROHNE big mistake my DADDY had CROHN'S DISEASE , as his real name as he said he was in MISSING PERSONS , but later recognized as WARREN BRUCE CUCCURULLO PORN STAR JUST LIKE ME ..and formerly A GUITARIST from DURAN DURAN as we both made a SELF PRESIDENTIAL SACRIFICE AS he did not realize , as he did like but not me to "GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY" which he did.

Self Troll

Committing an act of epic trollery that ends up backfiring onto yourself. Could also be used to describe unintentional self-sabotage.
“I threw out a green shell in Mario Kart but it bounced back and hit me. It was such a self troll.”

self roast 

An act of roasting yourself in a discord server
(me self roasting here)
Me: Ayo think me trying to code nasa level hacking system on a 4gb laptop
Audience: LOLL