Jelly Sandwich 

Is when you put jelly between some breasts and proceed to titty fuck them.

You can add peanut butter for a little bit of resistance

I gave her a jelly sandwich and then she licked all the jelly off my johnson.

Jelly Sandwich by Dirt D May 7, 2009

Nigger Sandwich 

The act of of two men double teaming a women (or man) of african desent. Most often in the mouth and vagina (rarely but still possibly in the ass)

Dude 1: Bro last night was crazy!!

Dude 2: Yeah i cant believe we banged that black chick. AT THE SAME DAMN TIME!!!

Dude 1: Hellz yea it was totally a nigger sandwich!

*High five*

Nigger Sandwich by The cock-slinger August 18, 2012

Penis Sandwich 

A penis sandwich. Often containing 'mayonase' or 'cream cheese'.
The oposite would be a nipple sub.

Judith ate some pizza with a penis sandwich

Penis Sandwich by Chris + Judith December 9, 2008

Ham Sandwich

a cooked slab of pig on a bun.

"For Lunch, I'd like a ham sandwich, please."

Ham Sandwich by MoJo Mojowitz September 6, 2005

Alka Seltzer Sandwich 

When You Shit on the competition so much..Your Stomach needs to relax and more importantly recover..

Did you hear that Lil Wayne Verse?..He Says "I Be..Shittin on ya boys.. I Need a Alka Seltzer Sandwich..UGH"

Alka Seltzer Sandwich by Punjabiballar February 17, 2008

Ham Sandwich

Drunk and high. When a person drinks (one slice of bread) in combination with smoking (the other slice of bread), they become the ham sandwich.

Unsuspecting College Freshman1: "Hey man, lets get really high tonight."

More knowledgeable upperclassman: "Awesome, lets smoke your weed."

*Proceed to get really high*

Unsuspecting College Freshman2: "Hey guys, I bought beer from this homeless guy."

UCF1: "I can't turn down free beer, lets get drunk!"

MKU: "I'll sit this one out."

UCF1+2: Puke everywhere and die.

MKU: "Man, right before they died, they were totally ham sandwiched."

Ham Sandwich by Whothefuckk July 31, 2012

lemonade sandwich 

1. The softest form of matter combines the softest drink with soggy bread
2. The moniker frequently attributed to Western Force Prop AJ Whalley, who is as soft as a pensioners turd

Hold up your bloody side of the scrum, ya lemonade sandwich

lemonade sandwich by Moses @ GTT April 7, 2008