pantsnesia

A condition brought on by finding a random pair of pants in your laundry. After some investigation they turn out to be your own damn pants. The seriousness of the condition is linearly related to the number of people that must be asked if they own said pants.

Geoffrey: "Hey Darius are these your pants?"
Darius: "Nah bro,those look like they would fit you tho."
Geoffrey: "Yo Thad these your pants man?"
Thad: "Nope, they look like your size tho."
Geoffrey: "Hey Dragon you missing some pants?"
Dragon: "I am a mythical four-legged lizard with wings. I don't wear pants. They are probably your fucking pants."
Geoffrey: "Oh. No yeah I think they are mine."
Thad: "Nice case of pantsnesia brohanama."

by SharpDressedDragon September 7, 2009

Pants-on Prostitute

A person who sells-out by putting a price on their dignity, effectively whoring their standards and views out for money, instead of their bodies.

Newspaper Editor: I need you to write a article on how evil gays are
You: But I have nothing against the gays
Newspaper Editor: Write it or your sacked!
You: Fine I quit, I'm not going to be your pants-on prostitute

by rfinch87 August 15, 2010

pantsloader

An extremely poor performance when a good one is needed--can occur in any sport or area of endeavor.

(Shitting one's pants, usually figuratively, but could be literally)

He needed to put the ball on the green, but shanked it into the pond--his second pantsloader that round.

The politician seemed to present a cogent explanation, but came out with a real pantsloader when he thought the mike was off.

by Dr. Foo August 13, 2010

Pantswer

The act of accidentally answering a phone call while the phone is still in your pocket. Opposite of a butt dial.

I didn't realize Barnabus was trying to call me because I kept pantswering my phone.

Martha's phone butt dialed me, so my phone decided to pantswer the call. Their love is wasting my minutes!

by Pierreski's July 29, 2012

Pantsclamation Mark

An exclamation-mark shaped skidmark! A long stripe with a big dot at the bottom!

Just had a near death experience on my motorbike this morning - an idiot nearly crashed head-on into me and I did a pantsclamation mark in my undies.

by x2zero August 28, 2013

pants popper

When a man has an huge erection that appears to look like its about to pop out of his pants

"Girl look at him with that enormous pants popper!"

by Ms.Johnson January 11, 2014

pantstrum

When a toddler throws a tantrum in response to an attempt to dress said toddler.

Little Ricky threw a pantstrum when his mother tried to put his pants on him this morning.

by bentaka January 27, 2015