Bird Curtains

When you are so fat that both sides of your testicles cover your penis .

Holy Fawk Ricky look at the bird curtains on that fat bastard. I bet he has to hold ‘em to the sides when he’s getting a blowie.

by The Toe Truck May 12, 2022

bird pig

A dirty girl who farts alot and refers to her breasts as flapjacks

Shes a bird pig yeah yeah yeah yeah.

by Pros626 January 18, 2018

The Lonely Birds

A cool band in Cockeysville, Maryland.

The Lonely Birds are cool cats

by Sam Brownback October 29, 2007

zach bird

it is a person that is athletic mid size and has girls having a pussy boner when he walks in the door . he has a huge cock normally half a ruler by age 12 he is a sexy motha fucka he loves women normally humping some girls with C in their name

zach bird is hot im having a pussy boner wanna suck all the cum outta him right now

by iheartpusst123456789 September 7, 2019

BIG BIRD

A big ass bird who takes children to either his sex chamber or his kill hole (Aka his nest) to slaughter them and adding in to his kill streak.

My child is missing, must be big bird menace to society.

by Dr. QWERTY February 15, 2022

swallow the bird

To accept the punishment for a situation that is not your fault, because the risk for fighting for yourself is much higher than accepting the punishment.

He had to swallow the bird when they arrested him because he was the only black man at the scene of the crime.

by CatwomanRuler April 22, 2020

Angry-Birding

When one attempts to commit suicide by hanging oneself from a fan that is still spinning. This results in the person being flung around like an Angry-Bird.

I tried to end it last night, but I accidentally left the fan on. I ended up Angry-Birding myself.

by Hudsmee September 1, 2023