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the prophet of red bull

The prophet of the red bull

A woman alone at night

Tired and sad the only thing keeping her alive is the threat of her girlfriends death
And

RED BULL

She would lay down her live for red bull

For redbull is the bringer of good the delivery of happiness the heroes of sleepy the winner of the battle of red bull or monster

Red bull is her god

Drink the blood of the red bull god in the crack house by the commons

Eat the meat of the red bull god

We shall rise

Red Bull will rise

If you go against the rule of red bull you will bath in the glorieuse juices until you are pure

Sin in the name of red bull

Never be quite yell only nonsense

Confuse and distract others

Insult the god and be thrown into the fighting pit for ever

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THE PROPHECY

On night cold and dark

The wind will blow strong and the rain will pour

Rain? No red bull

The sun will raise
Sun? No red bull

The water will run to high

Water? No red bull

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internet bull

Internet Bull: A male stud, that is muscular build, good looking and often gifted, who trolls online for partners that could be either male or female or both to meet up with for random sexual acts &/or favors.
The horny girl met up with her internet bull to service her sexual desires.
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Bull

(crim.) Rape by surprise compared to a rodeo
- I totally pulled a bull on her !
- You mean... you raped her ?! You're sick ! (googles "howto help victim rape"))
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Bullonese bull frog

When your partner in crime is on her period you fuck her raw and put your dick into her mouth and watch her gag and throw up On your dick like a bitch then make her eat it
OMG CHERIE HE DID THE BULLONESE BULL FROG TO ME IM GOING TO FREAK OUT
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Bull snuggle

2 or more bulls who snuggle together
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Bull taco

Butchley, Dike and or lesbian
HEY Roy look at that Bull Taco I bet her dicks bigger than yours bud.
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Shit bull

A derogatory term for pit bulls and other bully breeds.
Shit bulls are responsible for roughly 70% of dog attacks and dog-related deaths.
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