Facebook Fresh-by Date

The length of time any post on Facebook (and by extension, other forms of social media) is likely to receive new likes or comments.

Artie: Dude, that post was a GEM! I can't believe it only got two likes and a comment.

Mac: Well, it probably won't get any more. It's a week past the Facebook Fresh-by Date.

by ADPS III March 12, 2014

date night pro

Love is willingness to disappear,
fuse with another
to become something new, hopefully better
Love divests egotism of relevance

date night pro: dissolve in you, fuse witchu, emerge as brand new.

by Krkič January 25, 2020

Fake dating game

Example:
Male : hey wanna play the fake dating game? Who ever catches feelings first loses
Female: yes, I bet your going to lose first

The fake dating game is too bring people together

by Th0tb0xy January 17, 2021

Date Rape Face

One who posseses the face of a date rapist.

I dont know why she dates that abercrombie-wearing douchebag, plus, that dude has date rape face.

by Buffguy678 May 22, 2011

Online Dating Yoked

When a middle aged man is excessively buff, because he has recently divorced his wife and needs to start his online dating career.

My dad said, "Woah Peter's dad is yoked."

I said, "Yeah he's been Online Dating Yoked since the divorce."

by ><(((*>er June 8, 2014

watching Date Movie

smoking weed/being under its influence

Me: Dude, let's go watch Date Movie while watching Date Movie!
Alek: Sounds good.

by sssssc September 13, 2008

date rape face

one who possesses the face of a date rapist.

I can't believe she is marrying him. besides he has date rape face.

by Adrian Hasenfratz September 26, 2008