May 25th 

Memorial day. Commemorate the standing. sitting, laying, resting, fallen, & forgotten soldiers that fought for the United states of America. Thank you!

"Hey, Bobby, it's May 25th."
"What's that mean, dad?"
"Well, it's a day where we all, if American or American immigrants, commemorate the soldiers who have served this country."
"oh, thanks dad. I didn't know that"
"No problem son. God Bless America!"
"..."

May 25th by moonkid May 25, 2020

May The Fourth Be With You

A Star Wars geek's favorite holiday

Star Wars geek: Happy May The Fourth Be with you!
Person: They are so annoying, nobody else cares

May The Fourth Be With You by Delaneyab June 2, 2018

May 12 

People born on this day are dickHeads, irresponsible, immature and over all very stupid.

Person 1: hey what day are you born on

Person 2: may 12 !!
Person 1: hahaha, your dickhead then

May 12 by Funny girl 13 November 2, 2019

May 3

The day a waste of a human being was born.

“It’s May 3rd today bro!”
“Damn, isn’t that when Alan was born?”
“Yeah, lol, fucking LOSER”

May 3 by uhohsrinkymonkey October 15, 2019

may 24 

literally a date that no-one celebrates or bothers to know that it exists.

what's on may 24?

may 24 by toastbutter October 15, 2019

May 19

i bet loads of girls born this day- i bet their names start with an s, middle name with an e, last name with a b. and some exact names- Sadie Elaine Barton, or Sarah Esdra Brown

bro i bet she’s a may 19
hey what’s your name?

sadie elaine barton.

May 19 by hobi.hyung October 31, 2019

May Day 

What you say when you see a scary-looking African-American female, like the character 'May Day' in 007: A View to a Kill (or even Grace Jones herself).

Tom: Man, did you see Zorin's girlfriend in that James Bond film, A View to a Kill!?

Bob: Awe, what a terror; May Day!

May Day by Ryryq September 20, 2009