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turkle jerk

A group of 4 or more turkish males conversing and or planning with each other. Speaking over one another, While over complicating the simplest of tasks.
Barish and his cronies have turned this entire situation into the biggest turkle jerk.
by Kennerplaya August 11, 2024
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Corporate Circle Jerk

(1) When a company makes a change to its structure, platform, or logo to bandwagon political correctness. This is to virtue signal and/or make good their past misdeeds, but realistically it was all for raising revenue through marketing.
While proclaiming their altruism and stroking their egos, the businessmen at the top stroke something else at a corporate circle jerk knowing fully well that dollar bills are about to rain down on them.

Person 1:

Did you know it's June already?

Person 2:
When did you find out?

Person 1:
All the major brands changed their logos.

Person 2:
*sighs* The corporate circle jerk is upon us.
by Baron von Beuge August 20, 2023
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olympic jerk

The act of sprinting before an orgasm to see how far you can run.
I broke my Olympic Jerk record of 10 feet!
by Ghrim Vortex November 28, 2016
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National Jerking Off Day

October 2nd is officially National Jerking Off Day. You can jerk off all you want without no one telling you to stop. Fuck all those people, pop up some porn, and fucking wank the snake!
Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING JERKING OFF
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch

Mom: oh okay have fun!
by HORSE COCK ANDRE October 2, 2020
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violent jerks

i havent had my fixs in days and now i having violent jerks.
by Half case March 5, 2021
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Jerked-up

To be in the condition of a careless and reckless person
He's always jerked-up... He doesn't even say hi when he sees me.
by itishwhatitis March 17, 2024
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Air jerking

Shaking your smart watch or phone to mimic movement so you don’t actually need to move
I didn’t close my rings today so I’ll just sit here air jerking while I finish my Cheetos
by Sister Wives April 6, 2021
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