Jelly Pole

A pretty cool dude. If you come across someone with the name JP that goes by Jelly Pole, you know you're coming across a sex god. (I would recommend tapping that, if possible.)

Chick #1: "Hey, do you know that guy over there? He's smokin'."
Chick #2: "If I'm not mistaken, I think he goes by Jelly Pole."
Chick #1: "Why?"
Chick #2: "I hear he's quite the catch!"

by Rad!04ct!v3 December 8, 2013

Jellied

After hitting something with nic in it and getting head high afterwards

"I just ripped my bo now I'm jellied af"

by Nibbla420 September 20, 2017

Jelly

1. Concerning the product of a female's menstrual cycle
2. dried up period
3. jelly-like period vs. watery-type period

Jessica: augh, it's my time of the month

Marci: Oh my gawd I'm so sorry... HEY EVERYBODY JESSICA GOT THE JELLY!!!

everyone: ew!

Jessica's Boyfriend: yum

by fantastico123412351234 November 21, 2011

jelly beaned

when you’re completely fucked from illegal substances

“Oi mate last night I was absolutely jelly beaned”

by tmoney987654321 March 20, 2021

don't be jelly my g

A method of calming a jealous friend.

Don't be jelly my g, it's not my fault I am so good at pwning noobs.

by BigBadOllie August 27, 2020

WOW Butter And Jelly

The god of peanut butter that anyone could eat, unless your'e allergic to WOW. The WOW Butter And Jelly originates from god himself and when it is put in your mouth you feel a tingling that could either be orgasmic, or food poisoning. It is perfectly balanced, as all things should be....

"Hey Matt, did you try the WOW Butter And Jelly? I think I came when I ate it!"

by BradyWasHere December 5, 2019

rocking jelly

half erect penis while still maintaining malleability; sportin' a half chub;

I've been rocking jelly since we picked up that sexy hitchhiker an hour ago.
Your mom's tits got me rocking jelly.

by homojeanious October 13, 2017