fred flintstone 

One who leaves the office precisely at quitting time usually while his colleagues are still at their desks. In reference to the beginning of the cartoon where the work whistle blows and Fred yells YABAA DABBA DOO! and runs out of work.

Joe pulled a Fred Flintstone last night and was on the elevator at 5 pm on the dot.

fred flintstone by J Matts November 9, 2006

Elliot Friedman 

A person who is incredible good at video games. He will pwn anyone in any video games. Often times a person who has big man boobs, yet is very muscular. Also may contain jew-fro. Obsessed with frogs and toads and whatnot.

Damn! That dude totally owned me at Call of duty. Of Course hes an Elliot Friedman!

Whoa that guy has some big pecs, he must be an Elliot Friedman.

Elliot Friedman by C0Dluver69 December 7, 2010

Fired the manager 

When a guy can't make it past 3rd base with a woman, he ends up taking a shower, where he takes care of business himself.

Sam- "Did you go all the way with Joan last night?"

Dave- "No, I accidentally called her 'chunky beast'"

Sam- "dude, so what happened?"

Dave- "she left & I took a shower where I fired the manager."

Sam- "righteous man, righteous"

Fired the manager by Ryan January 9, 2007

fred durst

Short, balding, rat-like, and as proven from the recent camera phone 'porn' video, hung like a gerbil.
Got into the scene for the money, thanks to a leg up by Korn, proceded to make music which is only good while drunk and 16.
Was made 'CEO' of Interscope - his obvious lack of any management skills meant this was 'honourary' to promote the label, and Durst likely to have absolutely no control over company decisions - apart from maybe being A&R and a scout for other party/sport/nu-metal bands that appeared for a few seconds.
Likened to Kid Rock, Tommy Lee and Vanilla Ice in that they all have absolutely no talent, and jumped on the Nu-Metal band wagon, and now all sorely regret it as they no longer have a reputation.

Fred Durst invented 'Party Metal'

fred durst by SMiek May 11, 2006

fast freddy 

the fastest of the fast. He can pass the speed of light in a quarter of a second. His penis size, charisma, and stature, (along with speed), are only rivaled by the epic Matt McGrath.

Fast freddy is sooo fast. He killed a man with his bare hands.

fast freddy by Scrizzle Scrizzle February 21, 2005

Freddy 

A guy that is any girls best friend. He gets too caught up with girls and doesnt know how to choose when the real girl is right in front of his eyes. Knows how to make anyone laugh

Girl: Hey you know freddy?
Girl 2: Hes sooo hot!
Girl: I know right <3

Freddy by 34102 May 9, 2010

Freddy Krueger

A filthy child murderer. He kidnapped and murdered dozens of children in the town of Springwood. He also raped prostitutes. He was a disturbed child who would kill hamsters in his spare time.

Later tracked down by the children of Springwood in his boiler room. They burnt him alive and now he haunts the children of elm street's dreams. He wears a red and green sweatshirt and brown fedora. He also has a razor glove. If he kills you in your dreams your dead in real life!

Has faced off against: Nancy Thompson, Jesse, Kristin, Alice, and Jason Voorhees.

1, 2, Freddy's coming for you...

Freddy Krueger by SLAYtanic January 30, 2005