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one night friends 

When you go out and make friends but you were too wasted to get numbers or just too wasted and you'll never be friends in real life. "One night friends"
"Oh my god, look at my snap story of all my one night friends!"
one night friends by adri_beezy December 6, 2016

Lets just be friends 

A polite way of saying "you're honestly terrifying and I'm worried a more direct rejection will cause you to break into my house and murder me in the night."

People on the receiving end of this phrase are expected to simply grow up and take the rejection like reasonable adults instead of whining like small children over the internet.
Person A: I like you.
Person B: I'm sorry, lets just be friends.
Person A: Oh ok. I can't say I'm not disappointed, but I understand that you are under no obligation to love me even if I was kind to you and we share a lot of the same interests, and I also understand that you are not obligated to give me a reason as to why you don't like me. I'll respect your decision because I actually have respect for you, and that respect is not and never was hingent upon whether or not we would have sex.

Saying goodbye to some old friends 

To visit the toilet in order to defecate. To have a poo. To drop the kids off at the pool.
"Sorry I couldn't come to the phone. I was saying goodbye to some old friends."

Let's Just Be Friends 

The dreaded curse uttered by a witch when banishing an unsuitable male partner to the friendzone.
Ashley: "Hey, let's just be friends."
William: "Okay." (internally screams in anguish)

BEST FRIENDS 

One who holds other persons hair back when getting sloppy/barfy; always there for eachother, babes, real good looking.
Audrey and Sandra are best friends rofl.
BEST FRIENDS by SANDRUUH December 14, 2008

leftover friends 

Leftover friends are friends of friends in school which are now your main friends due to the fact that your original 'main' friends have moved out of the area and left you with the....leftover friends. Can also apply to someone introduced at work by a friend which is now a better friend than the original.
Now that my friend Jill went off to college, I am stuck with my leftover friends she introduced me to.
leftover friends by Combzy September 25, 2009