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Cooter Cum

After your vagina has been exposed to poison oak or ivy and it is so swollen, smells,and itching so badly that it's unbearable and starts to weep.
I thought this girl had a crab fest down in her pants, she told me it was Cooter Cum and that she was exposed to poison ivy after her aunt rubbed leaves all over the crotch of her panties,
by Satan 79 February 14, 2026
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Cooter dumplings

It is flaps of the vagina. If will the labia 😂
Her cooter dumplings are hanging out of her vagina
by Tay44 March 23, 2026
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Cooter Boof

The act of expelling marijuana smoke into the female vaginal canal with the intent of intoxication.
Dude I cooter boofed her so hard she was blowing smoke rings
by BoofinKing May 16, 2025
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Cooter closet

Hey would you ride with me I need to borrow your cooter closet so nobody will find it girl
by Tat21971 October 15, 2025
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Cooteral

When a woman transitions to a man and has bottom surgery.

- a funeral for your cooter
Richard held a cooteral after having bottom surgery.
by ADintheHD November 17, 2025
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Cooter Slayer

a man that has god given powers involving anything regarding a female
Hey look! Its Fazzy the Cooter Slayer!
by Cfazzy31 November 26, 2025
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Cooter Casper

When you take the ashes of a dead loved one and make an epoxy pocket pussy and an epoxy dildo and the male fucks the pocket pussy as the partner fucks the male in the ass with the dildo
Me and my wife had a blast cooter caspering last night
by Casper man December 16, 2025
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