Rink Brain

An ailment that affects hockey players who spend too much time in hockey areas, where the fumes from the ice rink are confined, rotting their brains and effecting their judgement.

"Did you hear about Cooter Whiplash? He was arrested for destroying a wheelchair"

"Sounds like a case of Rink Brain to me!"

by landwehr34 April 9, 2023

Work Brain

The clumsiness and forgetfulness you start to feel at work when you are stressed or tired. (Usually happens near the end of a 8 hour or longer shift.)

Ah damn I dropped another plate, I've got a bad case of work brain.

by CoffeeBean2 April 12, 2023

Brain smoothie

Brain Smoothie (noun):
A slang term used to describe a lobotomy, a surgical procedure that involves removing or damaging parts of the brain in order to treat mental illness or behavioral disorders. The term "brain smoothie" emphasizes the idea that the procedure turns the brain into a blended, mushy texture, similar to a fruit smoothie.

Example usage:
"I can't believe they gave Loreen a brain smoothie just because she had a few mood swings. That's way too extreme of a treatment!"

by Sofia Loreen April 27, 2023

Goblin Brain

When your brain becomes a goblin when it's gets stimulated buy the good loot/lore or renting out your head rent free but it's a goblin .

Hey dude this game had my Goblin Brain freaking out

by ThePlatformerAU December 9, 2022

batter on the brain

When a male is thinking with his genitalia not clearly or logically. Baby batter (semen) clouds the thoughts in the brain.

Mate I can’t believe you slept with ***** you must have had batter on the brain

by MSDorset December 20, 2022

Bagger Brains

Like ‘Retard.’ Someone like-minded with an employee at a grocery store whom bags groceries.

Mikey! Did you just try wiping your ass with a steel cloth? You got bagger brains!

by Mesquitoe July 3, 2023

Alphabet Brain

CNN, MSNBC, NPR, AP. A person with a worldview that is almost strictly made of information from the news networks listed above. Often easily offended while discussing politics or the economy.

Don't mention politics around the new hire Jim, she is super nice but has "alphabet brain".

by Larry V Hanbul August 10, 2023