Trans Ball Lock

When a trans girl's mustache tangles with a man's ball hair while performing oral

I forgot to shave last night before Destiny went down on me and we got stuck in a trans ball lock

by Degenerate Swamp May 5, 2023

locked in

to focus the fuck up and forget all distractions

*baddies exist on courtside*
austin reaves (ar15): *gets locked in, drops 32 points*

by bvvrn March 6, 2024

Spur Locked

Not announcing effects of your CnC and Pummel combo and having the opponent think them out of existence.

Oh man, Brodie just Spur Locked me and I lost the game.

by Locked by Spur February 5, 2025

Lock

Swear, promise. If you lock on something you swear on it or to it

I lock on it. No, I Lock William I didn’t steal your socks. Created by RdM

by TheCrispyCracker September 10, 2020

Caps Lock FUcker

The cAPS lOCK Fucker is rthe guy WHO fucks with your caps lock so you type like a maniac.

Example:
mY Name is JAy and My caps LOCK is fucking with ME

Billy: Yo bob, did the caps lock fucker hack your keyboard?
Bob: Yes, and I HATe it sO MUCH I wanT TO EAT mY SHINbonE

by DefNotBruh April 25, 2024

hate lock

A "supplementary" padlock that you irritably add to a staple already containing a padlock, to express your simmering resentment towards someone for preventing you from accessing whatever it is that he has secured with his own padlock; now he himself will not be able to easily access it, either.

Installing a hate lock is an effective but totally-harmless (i.e., it does not actually damage anything; the owner is merely delayed in proceeding until he finds some heavy-duty bolt-cutters) way to exact revenge on someone for locking up something. Extra points if you sarcastically use a pink heart-shaped "love lock" (especially appropriate for uncooperative exes) instead of just an everyday "generic" padlock to "doubly secure" the staple, or if you use a multi-hole lockout-hasp with six additional padlocks attached instead of just a single padlock, so that the original padlocker will have to really toil with da ol' angle-grinder for a lengthy period before gaining access himself. Plus if you're totally snortin'-mad and wish to really humiliate/distress him, you can even stake out the location and watch for him to arrive and begin cutting off the locks, and then you can make an anonymous 911 call so that the cops will come and investigate, since it would logically appear to others that he's trying to break in.

by QuacksO December 17, 2017

Cheese-Locking

the act of building smegma on one’s uncircumcised penis and connecting the cheesy foreskin to another cheesy foreskin.

“Yo Jerry, wanna cheese-lock?”
“I would heavily dig cheese-locking with you Tom!”

by allahmommy July 10, 2025