blubbering vagina

A blubbering vagina is someone who ditches their friends because they're "busy."

Cary is a blubbering vagina because he says he will come hang out, but then not call us or anything to say he's not coming over and later finding out he went to get some ass.

by Jennifer May 30, 2004

Designer Vagina

sum proper safe fanny like
nice tight lips and everyting

Gage: you bro her lips were sagging like fuck
Moz: Man i only go for DV's now
Gage: wtf are DV's
Moz: Designer Vagina, theyre well nice bruv

by Moz99 December 16, 2008

Dyna Vagina

The perfect (in my eyes) pussy, looking almost airbrushed, with no protrusion of fleshy labia . Hair optional, but none around the lips themselves.

"Dude, the only time I go downtown is when i'm munchin' on a Dyna Vagina"

"Shit man I think im going to be sick, her pussy was all over the place and I thought her clit was a penis! it certainly was no Dyna Vagina

by PsyberdyneSystem August 20, 2008

Vagina Hat

An excessively large, showy, high-fashion, or otherwise completely over-the-top women's hat.

Gay Man 1: "OMG, did you see the vagina hats in the latest Dior show? They were HUGE!"

Gay Man 2: "Gurl! Galliano loves him some hats. They're out of control."

by Cantorum November 8, 2009

vagina lick

verb: Licking the vagina, or eating out. Used in oral sex on female.

noun: a lick of the vagina; to put your tongue on a vagina

Steve: Dude, I totally vagina licked her.
Andrew: No way! You gave her a vagina lick?

by jewlsy March 27, 2011

Vagina demolisher

When your penis is so huge that it demolishes any vagina in sight

Dam papi you sure demolished my vagina. Your new name is the vagina demolisher!

by DONNIFUCKSYOURBITCH September 21, 2015

raging vagina

Anyone acting like a pussy, or a crazy, moody girl on her period.

My girlfriend smacked me because I didn't cry in The Notebook, she's acting like a raging vagina.

by akim128 September 4, 2009