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unicorning by kezboard June 27, 2007
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unicorninabottle
A Nice Person who will constantly ask you not to call her that because, "I'm really not."
Of course, those who get to know a unicorninabottle soon find that this self-deprecation holds some truth to it, as this fableinastable will usually own several murdersheds, endanger innocent lives by SnapChatting on a bike, make more vulgar jokes than a horny clownfish, exhibit a severe dislike of matching socks, and talk like a preppyass black chick.
But past the sass and the houseless snails and the period-blood war paint, this mythical creature is anything but: She's just a human, and a good one. She won't pretend, she won't hesitate to be blunt, and she will tell you the facts and reveal herself and your self to you as she sees fit, for everyone's benefit. And in that way, she acquires a mythical status, whether she likes it or not, simply due to the rarity of such people.
Keep friends like this close, and be careful not to make enemies of them. And for the love of God, don't let them stay up til 4 AM. Things get real weird around 4 AM.
Of course, those who get to know a unicorninabottle soon find that this self-deprecation holds some truth to it, as this fableinastable will usually own several murdersheds, endanger innocent lives by SnapChatting on a bike, make more vulgar jokes than a horny clownfish, exhibit a severe dislike of matching socks, and talk like a preppyass black chick.
But past the sass and the houseless snails and the period-blood war paint, this mythical creature is anything but: She's just a human, and a good one. She won't pretend, she won't hesitate to be blunt, and she will tell you the facts and reveal herself and your self to you as she sees fit, for everyone's benefit. And in that way, she acquires a mythical status, whether she likes it or not, simply due to the rarity of such people.
Keep friends like this close, and be careful not to make enemies of them. And for the love of God, don't let them stay up til 4 AM. Things get real weird around 4 AM.
Unicorninabottle: "You are an amazing person. If you ever want to talk, I am here for you."
Responder: "Aaaw, you're such a unicorninabottle."
IF RESPONDER WAS A STRANGER
Unicorninabottle: "Nahw, I'm not really that nice. (◕‿◕✿)"
IF RESPONDER WAS A FRIEND:
Unicorninabottle: "Shut up, fucko."
IF RESPONDER WAS A FRIEND AND IT'S LATE AT NIGHT:
Unicorninabottle: "YEAH I AM, SUCK MY DICK YA PUNK"
Responder: "Aaaw, you're such a unicorninabottle."
IF RESPONDER WAS A STRANGER
Unicorninabottle: "Nahw, I'm not really that nice. (◕‿◕✿)"
IF RESPONDER WAS A FRIEND:
Unicorninabottle: "Shut up, fucko."
IF RESPONDER WAS A FRIEND AND IT'S LATE AT NIGHT:
Unicorninabottle: "YEAH I AM, SUCK MY DICK YA PUNK"
unicorninabottle by Ego Finale September 9, 2014
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1st tripper: I totally got purple unicorned last night?
2nd tripper: How come you're not in jail?
1st tripper: The carnival was closed and I just ended up in a pasture fuckin' a cow.
2nd tripper: How was she?
1st tripper: Fine ... until the bull showed up.
2nd tripper: How come you're not in jail?
1st tripper: The carnival was closed and I just ended up in a pasture fuckin' a cow.
2nd tripper: How was she?
1st tripper: Fine ... until the bull showed up.
purple unicorned by THE DOOMED STUFFING November 8, 2014
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Gangsta Unicorns
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-Ohhh snap, did you see those unicorns? He had alot of swagga!
-Ya, that was a gang of Gangsta Unicorns.
-Ya, that was a gang of Gangsta Unicorns.
Gangsta Unicorns by Mizz Gangsta Unicornz July 7, 2011
Unihorn
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Unihorn by The Unihorn inventor May 4, 2011
Unicornific
A mix of the word Unicorn and terrific. It describes your feeling of being amazing or describing how amazing someone/something is. This means that you are a rare and very special. So since a Unicorn is so rare you must be one in a million. You should be honored to be called Unicornific!
Unicornific by SuperAttack November 22, 2011