turkey neck

an unsightly, nauseating wobble of excess skin hanging from an elderly individuals white powdery neck in a comical fashion

brian wilson has a bad case of the turkey neck

by kathy with a k May 27, 2005

Turkey Baster

A material in which is used when women are lonely and wanna get pregnant for attention so they shove it up there vagina and push sperm inside them.

Person: I'm gonna go shove some sperm in my vagina to get attention, *Shoves Turkey Baster up there*

by EmoFoxes June 5, 2018

Turkey Vulture

Used to describe a scavenged kill during the course of a multi player first person shooter video game; such as taking someone else's kill, or watching two people duke it out then kill the person that is left living (but of course, at low life).

I just killed two people! Damn im just barely alive... Asshole turkey vulture just killed me.

I just got Turkey Vultched at camp curtis

by ScottieO. May 13, 2005

oh my turkey

use it when you are tired of saying oh my god

oh my turkey, that was awesome!

by the person in the corner July 7, 2010

turkey dinner

When you insert two fist into a woman's vagina. She has to be placed into a special position in which her legs are up in the air, while you ram the shit out of her vagina.

Rusty gave Jackie a turkey dinner. No one knows if she survived.

by Rustication October 5, 2007

Swedish Turkey

The act of taking a piece of shit and sticking it on your mates noise then having them shake it around we'll going "gooble gooble gooble" like a turkey.

I thought I would end a wonderful Thanksgiving with a Swedish Turkey.

by Jarret Carder October 14, 2006

Turkey Drunk

A warm, happy fuzzy drunk. Usually caused by drinking Wild Turkey

Mmmmm...I'm Turkey Drunk....gobble gobble gobble

by mike July 14, 2003