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Serial butt toucher

One who goes around town touching random butts for no reason.
"Whatever you do, stay away from Lyle. Word has it that he is a serial butt toucher."
by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 20, 2010
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touchaphobe

A person who has a fear of being touched by/touching other people.
You want a hug?
No way, I'm a touchaphobe!
by Joflex June 30, 2006
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touchpants

a vulgar sensation, much like a piss shudder, but while flaccid.
oh mom, i'm a little touchpants right now. i don't think so.
by baggins November 19, 2005
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nerd toucher

A pejorative term for an entitled tech worker, used to highlight both the nerdy/gadget-fetishizing and pompous aspects of the individual's character. Especially applicable to tech workers who forget—or are unable—to recognize the big, big world beyond their tiny bubble-lives.
Did you see that guy wearing Google Glass at the hip-hop show? What a fuckin' nerd toucher.

I love driving down to San Jose, but go to the wrong bar and you find yourself mobbed by startup bros pitching their worthless products at each other. Fuckin' nerd touchers.
by Ollle August 20, 2013
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toughdog

Adj.

also spelled "tuffdog", refers to the quality of a person holding either the leading position or is a probable winner to a competitive game, regardless of its format, wether in video games, card games, board games, etc. It is commonly used as a compliment to another gamer, and may even be used in the self-congratulatory sense.

May also be conjugated accordingly
"Dude, you've been toughdog all game!"

"Wrong, I've been toughdogging my whole life."
by fasterbater September 22, 2012
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totchos

Nachos made with tater tots instead of chips.
Why did I wait so long to try totchos?
by Vezq April 19, 2015
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Tiuchism

Tiuchism

A religion from the Highland region of Scotland.
The rules of this religion include-
You must be able to speak Scottish Gaelic.
You may only watch BBC Alba.
You may only listen to Radio nan Gàidheal and Cuilinn FM on the Radio.
You have to own a croft and have sheep.
You may only where wellies.
You can only listen to Manran, Peat and Diesel, Skippinish, Runrig and any other band that has sung a Gaelic song.
You must play the Clarsach, Fiddle, Accordion or Pipes.
You must look down on English people.
You must eat porridge in the morning.
You must worship the saint of Gaelic, Arthur Cormack
"Tiuchism, Och aye"
by The_Teuchdar_Institution September 11, 2019
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