touchin' tacos

when two females rub their hotboxes together with their legs in a scrissors-like formation!

> what r u doin'?
> watchin' a movie.
> are those two girls really touchin' tacos!?

touchin' tacos by rich rick August 3, 2007

pee pee toucher 

one who touches ones or someone elses pee pee

wow dude you are a pee pee toucher

pee pee toucher by jon f May 17, 2005

tough crowd kid, tough crowd 

When someone says a terrible joke, or just something stupid while trying to be funny. You respond with tough crowd, or tough crowd kid, tough crowd.

Person A: Yo dawg, I head you like cars, so I put a car in yo car so you can drive while you drive.
Person B: Tough crowd kid, tough crowd.
Person A: :/.......

tough crowd kid, tough crowd by Mildred678 January 18, 2010

touchebag 

Also known as a hipster. As self-righteous as a douchebag, but they think they are witty.

See that guy over there with the women's pants, choppy haircut, and non-prescription coke-bottle glasses?

I didn't even think that was a guy until I saw the dirty beard and ironic mustache.

Yeah. He had to special order that flannel. Everyone knows anorexic lumberjacks don't exist. He's a real touchebag.

touchebag by JL Patrick November 28, 2011

Torchthebridge 

A message board that was created after Gabe from Penny-Arcade deleted the forums when someone referred to his girlfriend (now, wife) as being fat. After a move to EZBoards, SpookyMikal and Oknark banded together in a hilarious show of emo to create a message board that is now known as Torchthebridge, or TTB

Did you see the post on Torchthebridge? the PSP is $350!

Torchthebridge by Tezkah October 9, 2004

wall toucher 

Used a insult for super nerds that have the communication skills of a paper bag. They walk down hallways with one hand always resting on the wall, and do not make eye contact with other humans.

Friend 1: Hey do you know Steve the new computer technician?

Friend 2: Oh you mean the wall toucher?

wall toucher by xx7 July 8, 2020

choosey tough guy 

Someone who decides to act bold and cocky around other individuals that are weaker/smaller/less intimidating than them but crumble once they are in the presence of someone who towers over them (bigger).

Joe lolly: Hey mark, that guy called you a fag!

Mark: Where?!

Joe lolly: That big dude in behind you.

Mark: Oh, well he's kinda big, but if he were my size I would take him on....

Joe lolly: Dam bro, your a choosey tough guy.

choosey tough guy by Jay-Si January 19, 2013