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As The World Turns 

An American soap opera on CBS that has been on the air since 1936. It was this show that first harbored such young actors as Meg Ryan, Julianne Moore, and Marisa Tomei. In recent years it has seen a great deal of increasing and declining of popularity, but garnered a wide amount of media attention when, in 2007, it showcased American daytime's first ever gay teen couple; Luke Snyder and Noah Mayer, also known as Nuke. Some of the show's most popular couples include:
* Holden and Lily
* Jack and Carly
* Tom and Margo
* Bob and Kim
* Craig and Sierra
* Simon and Katie
* Steve and Betsy
* Paul & Meg
* Will and Gwen
* Luke and Noah
* Casey and Alison
* Henry and Vienna
"Did you catch yesterday's episode of As The World Turns?"
"No, I only like Luke and Noah; I'm going to wait till they're uploaded on youtube."
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By The Way 

An album released by the Red Hot Chili Peppers on July 9th, 2002, and produced by Rick Rubin.
"By The Way I tried to say, I'd be there, waiting for..."
By The Way by Doornail451 December 6, 2020

get up on the wrong side of the bed 

To be in a bad mood; to be grumpy or unpleasant for no apparent reason.

The phrase refers to someone being in a bad mood from the moment they wake up.
1) Stephan, you sure are irritable today - did you get up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?

2) I feel awful. I must have gotten up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. On second thought, maybe it was all that champagne I drank last night!

Jonah and the Whale 

Jonah and the Whale is when you are fucking a heavy-set woman -- at least 300 lbs -- in the ass on the banks of Folly Beach with a lubricated condom that slips off your member during your breach. Forty-eight hours later, while the woman shits out the two day reposit of fast food, she is horrified to find the condom in her greasy anal discharge swimming like the Biblical Jonah.
The preacher's sermon was boring so I took my fat girlfriend under the pew to demonstrate the story of Jonah and the Whale. She fully understood the parable when she shit out my Troj-enz Magnum Shared Pleasures® condom forty-eight hours later.

Running the Wildcat 

Running the Wildcat is when you find a promiscuous woman who is hot to trot but you don't have a bedroom to bring her to so you have to improvise using unorthodox methods to achieve pleasure through penetration of one of the three main entry options
Friend: Did you bump ugly's with that sleeze hound last night?

Friend 2: Well yes but I had to call an audible and ended up Running the Wildcat on her in the gentleman's restroom
Running the Wildcat by NedBradon22 September 22, 2010

Waving my dick in the wind 

Taking a chance, possibly looking foolish while doing so.
"I'm waving my dick in the wind, waving my dick in the wind
If I make it through the night everything will be alright, But I'm waving my dick in the wind" -Ween

new shoes on the whip 

new shoes on the whip: its gettin new tires on you car
gettin new shoes on the whip or new run flat shoes on the whip... rollin on 24's