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Math

Mental
Abuse

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Humans

I hate math
Tommy: UGHHHH I have math today!!
Fred: SUCKER
by The Sad Girl February 7, 2017
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Math

1) Mental

Abuse

To

Humans
2) The Shit schools teach us so they can fill our heads with shit we'll never us.
Person 1: Shit I got Math. Man, I'm fucked.

Person 2: Sucks to be you! Hope to see you still have your sanity when you get out!
by TheCrazyMadHatter February 7, 2017
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Hardy Math

An excuse for not knowing an answer to a math question.
"What is the eight times twelve?"

"One-hundred and eighty two."

"No it's not."

"Oh, sorry. I was doing Hardy Math."
by slingslong September 10, 2011
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Sparks Maths

person: i forgot to weite down the answer
Sparks Maths: fuck you go and do all this again
by big cockonut October 8, 2023
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Prodigy Math Game

An OVERDESIGNED math learning game with a stupid membership system that costs 90 something dollars and doesn't even make you better at math, just able to access the "Members only" Items.
That greedy cheater, Prodigy math game, has a p2w (or in this case pay to get) system only comparable to the Gold and now DIAMOND pass of Clash (Cash) Royale.
by Mudane potion#069 October 19, 2023
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It’s already more maths in zero lol

It’s already more maths in zero lol
It’s already more maths in zero lol
by syafinaz? October 22, 2023
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Sparx maths

Sparx maths is an education website made by the devil himself, Dr. Mark Dixon
It uses subliminal messages to play maths propaganda into your brain
The "bookwork checks" are used to make you want to end it all
Person 1: dude i have Sparx maths homework, i want to end it all
Person 2: damn, i have some too
by ONESIE_EXISTS October 28, 2023
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