bed

Where...

1). you sleep
2). you have sex or something
3). you cannot be able to escape the fluffy prison

Mom: "Get out of bed."
You (probably): "No."

by 7568ino January 18, 2024

Bed-breaking

Bed-breaking of old items/objects being broken or unusable is commonly seen and depicted as a sign of good fortune and good outcomes in the new item or bed.

NO EXAMPLE OF BED-BREAKING

by rs09 January 20, 2024

Bed Zone

The zone around a bed that marks the area of space that is within immediate reach b of the person sleeping in the bed.

Karla: "You should buy a bedside table"
Emily: "There's no point. There's no room in my Bed Zone"

by just like honey April 4, 2023

shook the bed

Theoretically getting Fucked or Fucked over.

You shouldn't have Shook the Bed on me.

by Ether April 5, 2023

bed

where your parents start a whole new person

mom: hey wanna go in the bed ;)
dad: ok

by iguesswellneverknow1234___ April 17, 2023

Bed Lasagne

Sexy times

Bro you should come out tonight, Mash Gang are having an open bar

"I can't, I'm making bed lasagne with the other half"

Say less bro. Say less.

by ichbintimothy April 24, 2023

‘red the bed’

When you have your period and there’s significant bloody leakage on the sheets when you wake up.

I forgot to put a pad on last night and I ‘red the bed’.

by Aria-Awards-For-Cats April 26, 2023