Squirrel

A cute rodent who loves to chew on some acorns, hazelnuts or other nuts. This little guy will most likely eat nuts from your hand if they’re not shy enough. There are many different squirrels, brown, gray, black etc.

Some would say it’s the best animal ever.
Emoji for squirrel: 🐿️

”Man look at that squirrel! He’s so cute!”
”Yeah for sure. I love squirrels.”

by RealSquirrel December 25, 2025

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Squirrel

A squirrel is a small animal with soft fur, sharp little ears, bright eyes, and a large, fluffy tail that often looks bigger than the rest of its body. Its compact shape and delicate paws give it a neat, alert appearance.

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"Look, a squirrel!"

by RealSquirrel December 26, 2025

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Cheeky squirrel tax

An freaky hand like jerk to a jar of pancake batter performed by a specialist in eastern Michigan.

I love to watch a cheeky squirrel tax with my grandma.

by YoHomeboy41 January 7, 2026

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squirrel

A mammal with a bushy tail
Typically very...interesting
Also very aggressive

Dug: Squirrel!
Carl: Pay attention.

by UncleMonty_01 January 29, 2023

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Nuttier than a Squirrel's lunch

Anyone who is remarkably bat-shit crazy, nuts or waaaayyyy beyond the eccentric

Tim: "Ugh, I have to spend the weekend with crazy grandpa Eugene."
John: "Oh, that one."
Tim: "Yeah, he's nuttier than a Squirrel's lunch."

by PlanetOceanReturns February 8, 2023

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Squirrel Appreciation Day

A holiday that happens every January 21st where people... appreciate... squirrels... lets be honest you forgot this exists didn't you? Or maybe you've never even heard of it.

Person 1: Its January 21st, its Squirrel Appreciation Day!
Person 2: Thats gotta be a thing you just made up

by eggmeme February 12, 2023

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